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JUN/SEP1999 / VOLUME SEVEN - NUMBER TWO / PUBLISHED: 21 JUN 1999

 *THE GOVERNMENTAL ACCOUNTING STANDARDS BOARD HAS A PLAN THAT WOULD FUNDAMENTALLY ALTER HOW GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS DIRECT ALL FUTURE FINANCIAL DECISIONS, FROM SPENDING ON INFRASTRUCTURE TO LENDING PRACTICES AND EVEN REAL ESTATE TRANSACTIONS. THE NEW RULES WILL REQUIRE GOVERNMENTS TO ACCRUE EXPENSES IN THE SAME FASHION AS ANY OTHER BUSINESS, IN THAT, ALL COSTS WILL BE IMMEDIATELY RECORDED RATHER THAN UPON PAYMENT OF BALANCES. UNDER THE PROPOSED SYSTEM, MANY HIDDEN COSTS SHIFTED TO FUTURE ADMINISTRATIONS WOULD BE MADE MORE ACCESSIBLE TO THE PUBLIC, AND GOVERNMENTS WILL HAVE FOUR YEARS FROM THE EFFECTIVE DATE TO INCLUDE COSTS OF ALL PREVIOUS PROJECTS PUT INTO MOTION PRIOR TO LEGISLATIVE IMPLEMENTATION!!!

 *THE U.S. HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES PASSED BILLS HR 4 AND S 257 REQUIRING THE UNITED STATES TO DEPLOY A NATIONAL MISSILE DEFENSE SYSTEM AS SOON AS TECHNOLOGICALLY POSSIBLE!!!

 *RUMORS SPECULATE THAT THE METROPOLITAN TRANSPORTATION COMMISSION (MTC) AND BAY AREA RAPID TRANSIT (BART) HAVE A PLAN TO POSSIBLY EXTEND BART SERVICE ALL THE WAY FROM MILLBRAE TO SAN JOSE!!!

 *CITY OF SAN FRANCISCO SUPERVISOR GAVIN NEWSOM INTRODUCED A BILL SUPPORTING A PLAN FOR ONE-DAY JURY DUTY!!!

 *THE 1999 LANNAN PRIZE FOR CULTURAL FREEDOM WENT TO EDUARDO GALEANO. THE PRIZE FOR CULTURAL FREEDOM WAS ORIGINALLY ESTABLISHED TO RECOGNIZE PEOPLE WHOSE EXTRAORDINARY AND COURAGEOUS WORK CELEBRATES THE HUMAN RIGHT TO FREEDOM OF IMAGINATION, INQUIRY AND EXPRESSION. CULTURAL FREEDOM IS THE RIGHT OF INDIVIDUALS AND COMMUNITIES TO DEFINE AND PROTECT VALUED WAYS OF LIFE CURRENTLY THREATENED BY GLOBALIZATION!!!

 *THE ONSET OF THE COMPUTER REVOLUTION AND THE USE OF ARTICULATE OPPOSITION IS OPENING UP ONCE CLOSED AUTOCRATIC SOCIETIES AND WILL INEVITABLY ACT TO PREVENT THE RISE OF DICTATORSHIPS IN THE NEXT CENTURY!!!

 *THE BAHA'I SPIRITUAL ASSEMBLY IN SAN CARLOS, CALIFORNIA HAS DEVISED A WAY TO PROVIDE FREE VOICE MAIL FOR THE HOMELESS POPULATION IN SAN MATEO COUNTY. THE EFFORT WAS COORDINATED THROUGH THE BAY AREA HOMELESS ALLIANCE WITH EQUIPMENT GENEROUSLY DONATED BY APEX VOICE COMMUNICATIONS IN LOS ANGELES!!!

 *ON MAY 3RD 1999, THE SANTA CRUZ COUNTY WATER COMMISSION HEARD TESTIMONY REGARDING THE DEVELOPMENT OF A COMPREHENSIVE WATERSHED MANAGEMENT PLAN FOR THE CITY'S WATERSHED HOLDINGS IN LAGUNA CREEK, LOMPICO AND NEWELL CREEK AREAS. IN 1994, A FOREST MANAGEMENT REPORT WAS PREPARED FOR THE CITY ESTABLISHING THE FACT THAT RESPONSIBLE WATERSHED MANAGEMENT AND LOGGING ARE SYNONYMOUS. SINCE THAT TIME, MANAGING WATERSHEDS FOR HIGH QUALITY WATER PRODUCTION THROUGH RESPONSIBLE LOGGING PRACTICES HAS BECOME COMMON!!!

 *A COALITION OF 50+ BAY AREA GROUPS ANNOUNCED A CAMPAIGN TO PUSH FOR IMPROVING REGIONAL COORDINATION OF TRANSPORTATION, AIR QUALITY AND LAND USE POLICIES TO IMPROVE THE QUALITY OF LIFE IN THE S.F. BAY AREA!!!

 *A $28 MILLION DEAL IN MAINE WILL FOREVER PROTECT A LARGE PORTION OF WILD LANDS FROM FUTURE DEVELOPMENT!!!

 *GOVERNMENT SCIENTISTS HAVE FOUND THAT THE HARMLESS NATURAL OIL THAT GIVES PEACHES THEIR SCENT IS ALSO EFFECTIVE IN ELIMINATING FUNGUS AND OTHER PESTS IN THE SOIL AND COULD REPLACE METHYL BROMIDE!!!

 *IN KEY WEST, FLORIDA, A LOCAL LAW PROTECTING FERILE CHICKENS PROHIBITS CRUELTY OF ANY KIND TO THE BIRDS!!!

 *THE PRESIDENT OF THE AMERICAN MUSTANG AND BURRO ASSOCIATION WANTS TO FIND HOMES FOR SOME OF THE HUNDREDS OF WILD HORSES THAT ROAM THE HILLS EAST OF RENO, NEVADA!!!

 *THE WORLD WILDLIFE FUND IS GIVING CHINA A $1 MILLION GRANT TO HELP PROTECT THE ENDANGERED GOLDEN MONKEY!!!

 *THE COMMON LITTLE BROWN BAT OF NORTH AMERICA IS THE WORLD'S LONGEST-LIVED WINGED MAMMAL LIVING UP TO 32 YEARS!!!

 *AFTER A PROLONGED ABSENCE, JAGUARS ARE GRADUALLY MOVING BACK INTO THE SOUTHWESTERN UNITED STATES!!!

 *IN A RECENT SURVEY, 41 PERCENT OF DOG OWNERS CLAIMED TO TAKE THEIR DOGS WITH THEM ON VACATION, 24 PERCENT TAKE THEIR DOGS TO WORK WITH THEM AND 48 PERCENT TAKE THEM ON ERRANDS AROUND TOWN!!!

 *THE SANTA CRUZ CIVIC HOSTED THE INDUSTRIAL HEMP EXPO AT THE SANTA CRUZ CIVIC IN MARCH. INDUSTRIAL HEMP HAS OVER 70,000 KNOWN USES AND COUNTLESS ECOLOGICAL ADVANTAGES INCLUDING: *REDUCTION OF ACID RAIN AND OTHER CHEMICAL POLLUTION DERIVED FROM TREE-PULP PAPERMAKING BY USING BIOMASS ENERGY INSTEAD OF FOSSIL FUELS. *OXYGENATION OF THE ATMOSPHERE REVERSING GLOBAL WARMING EFFECTS. *REBUILDING SOIL STRUCTURE TO PREVENT EROSION. *THE REPLACEMENT OF PETROLEUM WITH QUALITY HEMPSEED OIL. *THE PROVISION OF HEMPSEED FOR THE MULTITUDE OF HEMP-DERIVED HUMAN AND ANIMAL FOOD SOURCES. *PLASTIC PRODUCTS COMPRISED OF 25 PERCENT HEMP!!!

 *MARIJUANA COULD THEORETICALLY BE LEGALIZED FOR MEDICINAL, INDUSTRIAL AND PERSONAL USES IN THE U.S. RELATIVELY SOON (IF THE CONSTITUENCY BASE SO DESIRES) SINCE AN INCREASING PERCENTAGE OF THE PRESENT U.S. VOTING POPULATION HAS ALREADY PASSED MEASURES ALLOWING THE PERSONAL USAGE OF MEDICINAL MARIJUANA!!!

 *SOME SCIENTISTS WHO STUDY JUPITER'S MOON EUROPA REPORT EVIDENCE THAT ITS OCEANS MAY BE CARBONATED!!!

 *THE JET STREAM AT THE TOP OF MT. EVEREST IN THE HIMALAYAS CAN AT TIMES EXCEED 250 MPH!!!

 *SOME STUDIES SUGGEST A POSSIBLE LINK BETWEEN THE CONSUMPTION OF GREEN TEA AND LOWER RATES OF SOME CANCERS AS WELL AS LOWER RATES OF CARDIOVASCULAR DISEASE AND STROKES!!!

 *NEW LAWS IN CHINA ALLOW CAPITAL PUNISHMENT FOR ILLEGAL DEVELOPMENT ON FARMLAND!!!

 *WHAT IS CONSIDERED TO BE THE REMAINS OF THE LEGENDARY ANCIENT ATLANTEAN CIVILIZATION WAS FOUND OFF THE COAST OF BIMINIS IN THE GULF OF MEXICO IN MARCH 1998!!!

 *AN UNDERGROUND CITY THAT IS 6 AND ONE HALF BY 8 MILES AND AT LEAST 12 STORIES DEEP WAS FOUND IN EGYPT!!!

 *ACCORDING TO THE WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION, 100 MILLION ACTS OF SEXUAL INTERCOURSE, INVOLVING MORE THAN 200 MILLION PARTNERS, TAKE PLACE ON THE EARTH EVERY 24 HOURS!!!

 *A MALE LION BEING STUDIED IN THE WILD HAD SEX 86 TIMES IN ONE DAY, THEN 62 TIMES THE NEXT!!!

 *KINKY TALK - UNUSUAL RECORDINGS - 1-900-505-1111 $2/MIN. 21+!!!

 *DOMINANT AND SUBMISSIVE FANTASIES 1-900-505-WHIP OR 1-800-430-WHIP $2.99/MIN.VISA/MC PHONE BILLING/21+!!!

 *NUDE MODELS IN MUD WANTED!!! OVER 18 / CASH PAID 408-221-6333!!!

 *A NAKED PERSON WAS SEEN AT A BUS STOP ON WINCHESTER BOULEVARD IN CAMPBELL, CALIFORNIA ON MARCH 29TH!!!

 *THE FREQUENCY OF BOWEL MOVEMENTS CAN VARY FROM SEVERAL TIMES A DAY TO TWO OR THREE A WEEK!!!

 *THOUGH INGESTION IS NOT RECOMMENDED, FECES IS IN FACT MERELY UNDIGESTED FOOD AND ARE NOT POISONOUS!!!

 *SOME HEMORROID MEDICATIONS HAVE BEEN PROVEN EFFECTIVE IN REDUCING FACIAL WRINKLES!!!

 *LIK ROPER IS CONSIDERING CONVERTING OVER TO THE GREEN PARTY!!!

 *ROPER WISDOM: 'TOLERANCE AND ABSOLUTION CIRCUMVENT CONFLICT AND DISORDER WITH RESOLUTION AND FORGIVENESS'



 WHEN I AM PRESIDENT I WILL:

  *EMBRACE AN EXPANDED WILLIAMSON ACT BY WHICH FARMERS CAN RECEIVE PROPERTY TAX BREAKS WHEN FACED WITH ENCROACHMENT FROM EXCESS SUBURBAN SPRAWL.

  *REMEMBER SEVEN GENERATIONS INTO THE PAST AND FUTURE WHEN MAKING DECISIONS.

 *FORCE NATO TO ADOPT NO-KILL POLICY TO ENCOURAGE DEVELOPMENT OF MORE ADVANCED AND HUMANE MILITARY TECHNIQUES - JUST SAY NATO TO VIOLENCE.

 *REQUIRE THE MILITARY TO RESPECT CIVILIAN AUTHORITY, REMAIN OUTSIDE POLITICS AND STAY WITHIN BORDERS.

 *REQUIRE PSYCHOLOGICAL EVALUATION AND ENLISTMENT FOR ALL WAR SUPPORTERS.

 *INCREASE SECURITY WITHIN PRISONS, MILITARY BASES AND HIGH SCHOOLS.

 *NOT ADVOCATE VIOLATING HUMAN RIGHTS LAWS IN THE PROCESS OF ENFORCING THEM.

  *NOT SACRIFICE THE FREEDOMS OF MANY BECAUSE OF THE MISTAKES OF A FEW.

 *REQUIRE ALL LEVELS OF GOVERNMENT TO RECYCLE WASTE PAPER, PLASTIC AND GLASS TO HELP CONSERVE NATURAL RESOURCES.

 *INSURE THAT FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHTS ARE AS PROTECTED IN CYBERSPACE AS THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE REST OF LIFE.

 *EXPAND THE ANONYMOUS REMAIL SYSTEM TO FURTHER PROTECT PRIVACY RIGHTS WITH THE USE OF CRYPTOGRAPHY.

 *POSITIVELY SHORE UP SOCIAL SECURITY.

 *ABSOLVE MOST THIRD WORLD DEBT.

 *BOLSTER AND MODIFY THE EPA.

 *DEVELOP OIL SLICK 'SKIMMER' SHIPS WITH BUILT-IN WATER PROCESSING FACILITIES DESIGNED TO REMOVE OIL FROM WATER AND DISCHARGE CLEAN, TREATED EFFLUENT.

 *BAN OFFSHORE OIL DRILLING FOREVER.

 *ENCOURAGE AUTO MAKERS TO DEVELOP MORE ADVANCED EXHAUST FILTRATION SYSTEMS THAT CAN ALSO BE RETROFITTED INTO OLDER MODEL VEHICLES TO ELIMINATE ATMOSPHERIC EMISSIONS.

 *OVERCOME PETROCHEMICAL DEPENDENCE.

 *ALLOW LOCAL AFFECTED RESIDENTS TO DETERMINE TRAFFIC TOLERANCE LEVELS.

 *UTILIZE MOSQUITO FISH FOR MOSQUITO ABATEMENT, INSTEAD OF PESTICIDES.

 *PROHIBIT AGE DISCRIMINATION WITHIN THE HEALTH CARE PRICING SYSTEM AND EXPAND THE USE OF MASSAGE THERAPY, CHIROPRACTIC CARE AND HOLISTIC MEDICINE WITHIN THE INDUSTRY.

 *PROMISE YOU THE MOON AND STARS.

 WHEN I AM PRESIDENT I MIGHT:

 *FORCE ALL CITIES TO CREATE RENT STABILIZATION BOARDS WITH MEMBERS ELECTED DIRECTLY BY CITY VOTERS.

 *SIMPLIFY BY-LAWS TO AID CONSTITUENTS IN THEIR COMMUNITY INVOLVEMENTS.

 *PROPOSE THAT VOTERS CHOOSE CITY COUNCIL MEMBERS TO REPRESENT SPECIFIC NEIGHBORHOODS WITHIN THE CITY.

 *MAKE EMINENT DOMAIN APPLICABLE ONLY TO COMMERCIAL OR INDUSTRIAL ZONES.

 *INTRODUCE LEGISLATION TO OBSTRUCT MP3 PIRACY ON THE INTERNET.

 *IGNORE CONSTITUENTS AND ULTIMATELY OBSTRUCT THEIR VALIANT EFFORTS TO WEAR THEM DOWN AND FRUSTRATE THEM FROM BEING INVOLVED IN THE DEMOCRATIC PROCESS.

 *REQUIRE ALL GOVERNMENT PROGRAMS TO HAVE A THREE TO FIVE YEAR EVALUATION TIME FOR EITHER RADICAL OVERHAUL OR CANCELLATION IF PROVEN TO BE WASTEFUL OR INEFFECTIVE.

 *SUPPORT - A)LOWER TAXES B)LIVING WAGES AND C)RENT CONTROL MEASURES.
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 *THE UNITED STATES AND OTHER DEVELOPED COUNTRIES HAVE SPENT THE LAST THREE YEARS NEGOTIATING A TREATY THAT WOULD USHER IN A NEW ERA OF GLOBAL TRADE IN WHICH GOVERNMENTS ARE POWERLESS TO INTERVENE IN THE DECISIONS OF MULTINATIONAL CORPORATIONS. THE TREATY CALLED THE MULTINATIONAL AGREEMENT ON INVESTMENT (MAI) WOULD BAN ALMOST ANY LAW THAT MIGHT INTERFERE WITH INVESTORS PROFITS. INITIALLY DISCUSSED AT MEETINGS OF THE WORLD TRADE ORGANIZATION (WTO), LAWS THAT COULD BE ELIMINATED UNDER MAI INCLUDE PREFERENCES FOR COMPANIES THAT SUPPORT AFFIRMATIVE ACTION, RESTRICTIONS ON LOGGING OR MINING AND BANS ON TOXIC DUMPING. PROGRAMS TO BOOST LOCAL INDUSTRY OR SMALL BUSINESS WOULD BE FORBIDDEN. IN A SENSE, THE MAI WOULD INCREASE THE POWER OF TOTALITARIAN BUSINESS CONGLOMERATES TO ESSENTIALLY SHOVE CORPORATE RESOLUTIONS DOWN THE THROATS OF UNSUSPECTING VICTIMS WORLDWIDE, LUDICROUSLY TURNING AN EVER-INCREASING SEGMENT OF THE POPULATION INTO SUPERFLUOUS, YET LUCRATIVE EXCESS, AND THEREFORE MOVING HUMANKIND ONE STEP CLOSER TO A SEMI-MONOPOLISTIC CORPORATE/SOCIALIST REALITY NOT UNLIKE SOME ASPECTS OF THE PRE-EXISTENT SEMICONDUCTOR INDUSTRY OR MANY MODERN GOVERNMENT SYSTEMS. IN EFFECT, THIS COULD SUCCESSFULLY STIFLE THE EFFORTS OF AN INCREASINGLY POWERFUL AND OUTSPOKEN CONSTITUENCY BASE. SINCE POLITICS IS ESSENTIALLY THE SHADOW CAST BY BIG BUSINESS OVER SOCIETY, THERE ARE ONLY LIMITED POSSIBILITIES FOR ADVANCING HUMAN RIGHTS, FREEDOM OR DEMOCRACY BECAUSE TOO MUCH ATTENTION IS BEING PAID TO THE SHADOW AND NOT THE SOURCE. FOR INFO: http://www.citizen.org/pctrade/mai/maihome.html OR http://www.preamble.org/MAI/maihome.html

 *IN 1995, THERE WERE A REPORTED THREE COVERT UNDERGROUND FACILITIES PER U.S. STATE, APPARENTLY FUNDED BY ROUGHLY ONE QUARTER OF THE ESTIMATED $310 BILLION 'BLACK BUDGET' (SECRET/PRIVATELY FUNDED PROJECTS WITHOUT CONGRESSIONAL OVERSIGHT). STRETCHING ACROSS AN AVERAGE OF FOUR CUBIC MILES AND AS FAR AS 5000 FEET BELOW THE EARTH'S SURFACE, AND EMPLOYING ANYWHERE FROM 1800 TO 10,000 INDIVIDUALS, THESE SUBTERRANEAN BASES ARE REPORTEDLY USED FOR A VARIETY OF PURPOSES, INCLUDING THE BACK ENGINEERING OF RETRIEVED ALIEN SPACECRAFT, OR UFOS. ONE OF THE MOST CONTROVERSIAL SPEAKERS ON THE SUBJECT OF UNDERGROUND TUNNELS AND BASES ATTEMPTED TO LEAVE HIS HIGHLY CLASSIFIED POSITION AND CONSEQUENTLY FOUND HIMSELF UNDER ARREST. HE WAS TOLD IN NO UNCERTAIN TERMS THAT LEAVING WAS NOT AN OPTION. IN A PUBLIC APPEARANCE IN DENVER, COLORADO IN NOVEMBER 1995, HE SAID MANY ATTEMPTS HAD BEEN MADE ON HIS LIFE IN RESPONSE TO HIS DISCLOSURE EFFORTS. HE DIED UNDER MYSTERIOUS CIRCUMSTANCES IN JANUARY 1996 SHORTLY AFTER.

 *WITHIN THE LAST THREE YEARS, SEVEN PEOPLE HAVE DIED UNDER MYSTERIOUS CIRCUMSTANCES AT THE HANDS OF THE BOISE, IDAHO POLICE. TO DATE, FOUR LAWSUITS HAVE BEEN FILED AGAINST THE CITY, WITH ANOTHER DUE IN SEPTEMBER. THE PRESIDENT OF THE BOISE CITY POLICE UNION IS A POLICEMAN THAT HAS SEVERAL COMPLAINTS FOR BRUTALITY ON HIS RECORD, AND WAS FIRED TWICE, THEN LATER REINSTATED COURTESY OF THE UNION.

 *AUTHORITIES IN CHINA SENTENCED A GRASS ROOTS CHINA DEMOCRACY PARTY ORGANIZER TO 13 YEARS IN PRISON FOR 'SUBVERTING STATE POWER'.

 *OFFICIAL FEDERAL IDIOTS IN THE U.S. CONTINUE TO BLATANTLY DISREGARD THE WILL OF CALIFORNIA VOTERS AND KNOWINGLY OBSTRUCT DEMOCRACY THROUGH THEIR FUTILE EFFORTS TO BLOCK THE ENFORCEMENT OF CALIFORNIA PROPOSITION 215. WHILE SPREADING DEMOCRACY THROUGHOUT THE WORLD, AN INCREASINGLY WATERED DOWN VERSION IS BEING PRACTICED IN THE UNITED STATES.

 *LYING ON A DEPOSITION IS IN FACT AGAINST FEDERAL LAWS UNLESS YOU ARE A HIGH RANKING PUBLIC OFFICIAL, APPARENTLY.

 *THE CITY OF OAKLAND, CALIFORNIA HAS RESORTED TO VEHICLE THEFT IN ITS FIGHT AGAINST DRUGS AND PROSTITUTION.

 *THE GOVERNMENT-CONTROLLED MAINSTREAM U.S. MEDIA MANAGED TO SOMEHOW PUT A MORAL SPIN ON 72 DAYS OF NATO AIRSTRIKES IN YUGOSLAVIA, IN ONE OF THE MOST SUCCESSFUL ADVERTISING CAMPAIGNS FOR THE SUBSTANTIATION OF THE MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX (AND THE DEFENSE CONTRACTORS THAT ALLOWED IT ALL TO OCCURR) IN YEARS. A CONSEQUENTIAL ESCALATION OF ETHNIC CLEANSING WITHIN THE AFFECTED REGION, AND THE DEATHS OF COUNTLESS INNOCENT CITIZENS, COUPLED WITH THE 'ACCIDENTAL' BOMBING OF THE CHINESE EMBASSY IN BELGRADE (ALL COURTESY OF NATO) HAVE SHOWN A WILLINGNESS BY MANY GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS TO TAKE CALCULATED RISKS WITH THE COLLECTIVE DESTINIES OF MILLIONS OF PEOPLE WORLDWIDE, MAKING IT ALL TOO APPARENT THAT ONE OF THE GRAVEST THREATS TO NATIONAL SECURITY IN THE UNITED STATES, IS THE UNITED STATES ITSELF.

 *REBUILDING THE DESTRUCTION CAUSED BY NATO BOMBING IN KOSOVO WOULD COST AN ESTIMATED $15 BILLION.

 *THE DEPARTMENT OF ENERGY (DOE) ALLOWED MILLIONS OF TONS OF RADIOACTIVE METAL TO BE RE-DISTRIBUTED BY SCRAP COMPANIES AND TURNED INTO MANY ORDINARY CONSUMER PRODUCTS, INCLUDING EYEGLASSES, DENTAL FILLINGS KITCHEN UTENSILS AND IUDS. A NEW PLAN PROPOSED BY THE DOE AND THE NUCLEAR REGULATORY COMMISSION WOULD ELIMINATE THE PERMIT PROCESS AND RAISE THE ACCEPTABLE THRESHOLD OF RADIOACTIVE LEVELS WITHIN RECYCLED METAL AND ALLOW THE METAL-PROCESSING INDUSTRY TO EXPONENTIALLY INCREASE ITS OUTPUT. FOR MORE INFO GO TO: http://www.sfbg.com SEARCH: March 24-30 1999 volume 33-number 25 KEYWORD: CENSORED

 *THE U.S ARMY PLANS A CONTROLLED BURN AT FORT ORD, CALIFORNIA, ON LAND POLLUTED WITH VARIOUS DISGARDED EXPLOSIVES AND PROPELLANTS (ETC), THAT CONTAIN TOXIC CHEMICALS INCLUDING MUSTARD GAS, PHOSGENE AND DDT AMONG OTHERS. FOR 75 YEARS, THE BASE WAS USED BY THE U.S. ARMY FOR VARIOUS MILITARY PURPOSES, INCLUDING WEAPONS TESTING AND AS A HAZARDOUS AND TOXIC WASTE LANDFILL. IN 1990, THE BASE RECEIVED ENVIRONMENTAL SUPERFUND CLEANUP STATUS. DESPITE WIDESPREAD ILLNESS CAUSED BY 150 ACRES BURNED LAST YEAR, THE ARMY PLANS TO INCINERATE ANOTHER 2000 ACRES IN 1999, STATING THAT IT HAS SECURED PUBLIC APPROVAL FOR THE PROJECT.

 *ENVIRONMENTALISTS LINK MASS DEATHS OF MARINE WILDLIFE IN MONTEREY BAY TO POLLUTION RUNOFF FROM FORT ORD.

 *A 7000 SQUARE MILE 'DEAD ZONE' IN THE GULF OF MEXICO CAUSED BY CORN BELT FERTILIZER RUNOFF IS GROWING.

 *GROUNDWATER IN CALIFORNIA'S SANTA CLARA VALLEY HAS BEEN SO POLLUTED BY INDUSTRY AND GOVERNMENT THAT THE SILICON VALLEY TOXICS COALITION (SVTC) WEB SITE DOCUMENTING THE VALLEY'S NUMEROUS TOXIC WASTE SUPERFUND CLEANUP SITES IS NOW UP AT: http://www.svtc.org/svtchome.htm (ARE YOU READY?).

 *THE CITY COUNCIL IN MOUNTAIN VIEW, CALIFORNIA HAS PUT INTO MOTION A RESOLUTION TO BAN WHITE PLASTIC CHAIRS AND SUNSHADE TENTS, CITING THEIR DIFFICULTY TO KEEP CLEAN. RUMORS HAVE IT THAT GREEN AND POSSIBLY YELLOW OR EVEN ORANGE CHAIRS COULD BE NEXT TO GO. ANOTHER RECENT RESOLUTION BANNED THE WEARING OF ATHLETIC SHORTS WITHOUT A BELT AT THREE NIGHT CLUBS ON CASTRO STREET DOWNTOWN, PROBABLY DUE TO RIDICULOUS CONCERNS THAT SHORTS ARE 'GATEWAY CLOTHING' TO VIOLENCE. IN ANOTHER DISTURBING DEVELOPMENT, NO COMMENTS HAVE BEEN MADE REGARDING THE SUBJECT OF MILITARY FATIGUES OR POLICE UNIFORMS.

 *ON AUGUST 4, 1997, 42 BOXES OF 'ENFORCEMENT INVESTIGATIVE FILES' FOR CASES CLOSED IN THE CALENDAR YEAR 1995 BELONGING TO THE FAIR POLITICAL PRACTICES COMMISSION (FPPC), WERE INADVERTENTLY DESTROYED AT THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA DOCUMENT DESTRUCTION CENTER (DDC). UNFORTUNATELY, STATE RECORDS CENTER STAFF BELIEVED THE RECORDS HAD BEEN DELIVERED FOR DESTRUCTION, AND WITHOUT THE PROCEDURALLY REQUIRED WRITTEN AUTHORIZATION OR VERBALLY RE-VERIFYING FPPC'S INTENTION, THE RECORDS WERE DESTROYED.

 *FUNDAMENTALIST REACTIONARIES ARE TRYING MANY DESPERATE STRATEGIES TO SUPPRESS INTERNET FREEDOMS BY ATTEMPTING TO PASS REPRESSIVE AND UNCONSTITUTIONAL LAWS TO TURN THE NET INTO A MIRROR IMAGE OF THE VAST WASTELAND OF THE U.S. GOVERNMENT-CONTROLLED TELEVISION INDUSTRY: ALL COMMERCIALS AND PABULUM FOR THE INFANTILE MASSES. THERE ARE EVEN LOCAL INTERNET SERVICE PROVIDERS THAT PRE-CENSOR ALL INTERNET MATERIAL SO THAT THE PUERILE CAN MAINTAIN A NARROW-MINDED WORLDVIEW BASED ON IGNORANCE AND SELECTIVE OMMISSION.

 *IF TENDENCIES TOWARDS DISSOCIATION WERE NOT INHERENT IN THE HUMAN PSYCHE, FRAGMENTARY PSYCHIC SYSTEMS WOULD NEVER HAVE SPLIT OFF, AND THAT IS ALSO WHY OUR TIME HAS BECOME SO UTTERLY GODLESS AND PROFANE; WE ALL LACK KNOWLEDGE OF THE UNCONSCIOUS PSYCHE AND PURSUE THE CULT OF CONSCIOUSNESS TO THE EXCLUSION OF ALL ELSE. OUR TRUE RELIGION IS A MONOTHEISM OF CONSCIOUSNESS, A POSSESSION BY IT, COUPLED WITH A FANATICAL DENIAL OF THE EXISTENCE OF FRAGMENTARY AUTONOMOUS SYSTEMS.

 *THOUSANDS OF YEARS OF NUMEROUS CONFLICTING EXTERNAL MONOTHEISTIC GODS (AND GODESSES) HAS LED TO MUCH IRRESPONSIBILITY AMONG HUMANS (WAR, ETC) CAUSING AN IMMENSE AWARENESS DEFICIENCY REGARDING THE IMPORTANCE OF THE CONNECTION BETWEEN POLYTHEISM AND THE COMPARTMENTALIZATION OF INDIVIDUAL CONSCIOUSNESS (AND THE CONSEQUENTIAL RESPONSIBILITY AND INDIVIDUALITY THAT SHOULD INEVITABLY ENSUE) AND ITS AUGMENTED DUALISTIC QUANTUM PHYSICAL/MECHANICAL LINK WITH THE UNIFIED FIELD OF UNCONDITIONAL MONOTHEISTIC INNUMERABILITY.

  *MANY PORTABLE CLASSROOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND TO BE MADE OF PLASTICS AND OTHER SYNTHETIC MATERIALS THAT SLOWLY 'OUTGAS', OR RELEASE, TOXIC COMPOUNDS SUCH AS FORMALDEHYDE, BENZENE OR TOLUENE. SOME SPECULATE THAT NON-AROMATIC FLATULENT METHANE OUTGASSING BY STUDENTS IS ONLY EXACERBATING THE PROBLEM.

 REFERENCE SOURCES: THE CONNECTION MAGAZINE, METRO, PSYCHIC READER, SAN FRANCISCO SUNDAY EXAMINER AND CHRONICLE, SAN FRANCISCO WEEKLY, SAN JOSE MERCURY NEWS, BONO, NOAM CHOMSKY, CHRIS CONRAD, C.G. JUNG, DRUNVALO MELCHIZEDEK, ISHMAEL REED, E. CLAMPUS VITUS, ROMAN ZELTVAY, TRS58, WWW.HEMP.CO.UK, AND LIK ROPER.


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CIRCUMVENT CONFLICT
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RESOLUTION AND
FORGIVENESS'
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