GOOD NEWS
OCT 2000/JAN 2001 VOLUME EIGHT - NUMBER THREE / PUBLISHED: 21 OCT 2000

 *ROUGHLY 15,000 SUPPORTERS OF RALPH NADER'S BID FOR THE U.S. PRESIDENCY PACKED A SOLD-OUT MADISON SQUARE GARDEN FRIDAY OCTOBER 13TH, 2000 TO VOICE THEIR NOISY ENTHUSIASM FOR THE GREEN PARTY PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE, ANGRILY CRITICIZING HIS EXCLUSION FROM THE RECENT PRESIDENTIAL DEBATES AND HAILING HIM AS A REINVIGORATING FORCE FOR DEMOCRACY. (IN FACT, RALPH NADER IS THE ONLY MAJOR PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE WHO SUPPORTS FULL PUBLIC FINANCING OF PUBLIC ELECTIONS) NADER WAS GIVEN A FREE TICKET TO THE FIRST PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE AT LIPKE AUDITORIUM IN BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS, BY A NORTHEASTERN COLLEGE STUDENT, (AND EVEN THOUGH HE WAS MET BY A REPRESENTATIVE OF THE CORRUPT DEBATE COMMISSION, THREE POLICE OFFICERS AND WAS BARRED FROM VIEWING THE DEBATE AS SOON AS HE GOT OFF THE BUS EN ROUTE TO THE AUDITORIUM, EXCLUDED ON POLITICAL GROUNDS ALONE), IT LED HIM TO THESE OBVIOUS CONCLUSIONS: 'ON TOP OF MANY OTHER SERIOUS BLUNDERS, MISTAKES AND DEMONSTRATIONS OF ARROGANCE GENERATED BY THIS CORRUPT DEBATE COMMISSION, (WHICH IS CONTROLLED BY AL GORE AND GEORGE W. BUSH), THIS UNLAWFUL EXCLUSION WILL BE THE BEGINNING OF THE END OF THE DEBATE COMMISSION MONOPOLY THAT IS OBSTRUCTING MILLIONS OF AMERICANS FROM ACCESS TO THEPRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES IN A MULTI-CANDIDATE DEBATE FORUM' AND, 'IN FUTURE ELECTIONS, THIS COUNTRY WILL BE RID OF THE COMMISSION ON PRESIDENTIAL DEBATES ONCE AND FOR ALL,' NADER SAID. THE NORTHEASTERN STUDENT TOLD THE ASSOCIATED PRESS THAT GIVING NADER THE TICKET WAS 'A SMALL SACRIFICE FOR THE GOOD OF THE NATION'!!!

 *RALPH NADER'S CORPORATE INFLUENCE CLEAN-UP CREW WILL TRAVEL THROUGH 12 SOUTHERN STATES THROUGHOUT THE REMAINDER OF THE CAMPAIGN TO CALL ATTENTION TO THE PERILS OF CASH-REGISTER POLITICS. ARMED WITH JANITORIAL PROPS AND THOUSANDS OF BARS OF SOAP, THE THREE VANS WILL GO TO KENTUCKY, MISSOURI, IOWA, NEBRASKA, ARKANSAS, TENNESSEE, LOUISIANA, MISSOURI, ALABAMA, GEORGIA, SOUTH CAROLINA AND FLORIDA. THE VANS WILL MAKE TWO TO THREE STOPS PER DAY, CONDUCTING EVENTS INCLUDING STREET THEATRE, RALLIES, MEETINGS WITH LOCAL SUPPORTING GROUPS AND THE OCCASIONAL POLITICAL PRANK - (FOR MORE INFO GO TO: http://www.votenader.org)!!!

 *A COMBINATION OF THE WRONGFUL IMPRISONMENT OF AN EGYPTIAN HUMAN RIGHTS ACTIVIST, AND CORRUPT U.S. LAW ENFORCEMENT TACTICS USED AGAINST RALPH NADER AT THE RECENT PRESIDENTIAL DEBATES WILL NO DOUBT COLLECTIVELY MOVE BOTH REGIONS OF THE WORLD ONE STEP CLOSER TO DEEPENED DEMOCRACY!!!

 *A FEDERAL JUDGE RULED THAT ANTI-RACKETEERING LAWS CAN BE USED IN LAWSUITS AGAINST THE LAPD!!!

 *DIRECT ACTION HAS LONG BEEN A CATALYST FOR SOCIAL CHANGE. THE CONSCIOUS DISOBEDIENCE OF UNJUST LAWS CAN CAPTURE THE DEPTH OF INJUSTICE IN A SINGLE POWERFUL MOMENT, CREATING AN INSPIRING, DEEPLY RESONATING ENERGY. FROM THE STRUGGLE FOR CIVIL RIGHTS TO THE DEVELOPMENT OF THE MODERN ENVIRONMENTAL MOVEMENT, CREATIVE NONVIOLENT PROTEST HAS PLAYED A CRITICAL ROLE IN GALVANIZING ACTIVISTS, EDUCATING THE PUBLIC AND SHAPING THE DEBATE OVER MANY IMPORTANT ISSUES. EFFECTIVE PROTEST, HOWEVER, DOES NOT ALWAYS HAPPEN SPONTANEOUSLY. IT OFTEN REQUIRES CAREFUL PLANNING AND PREPARATIONS, AND THE PARTICIPATION OF EXPERIENCED ACTIVISTS - (THE RUCKUS SOCIETY @ http://www.ruckus.org)!!!

 *PROTESTERS STORMED BOTH THE REPUBLICAN AND DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL CONVENTIONS IN AUGUST 2000!!!

 *A LARGE NUMBER OF PUBLIC OFFICIALS IN THE U.S. ARE NOW SUSPECTED OF BEING TOTAL IDIOTS!!!

 *THE UNITED STATES CONSTITUTION: AMENDMENT I - CONGRESS SHALL MAKE NO LAW RESPECTING AN ESTABLISHMENT OF RELIGION, OR PROHIBITING THE FREE EXERCISE THEREOF; OR ABRIDGING THE FREEDOM OF SPEECH, OR OF THE PRESS; OR THE RIGHT OF THE PEOPLE PEACEABLY TO ASSEMBLE, AND TO PETITION THE GOVERNMENT FOR A REDRESS OF GRIEVANCES!!!

 *'THAT THEY ARE ENDOWED BY THEIR CREATOR WITH CERTAIN UNALIENABLE RIGHTS;' - DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE - RIGHTS ARE A GIFT FROM GOD, NOT GOVERNMENT!!!

 *U.S. AIR FORCE INTELLIGENCE SUPPLIED THE FBI WITH SECRET UFO-RELATED INFORMATION FROM THE SUMMER OF 1947 UNTIL THE MIDDLE OF THE 1950S, EVEN THOUGH PUBLICLY DENYING THEIR EXISTENCE!!!

 *RUMORS HAVE IT THAT DURING THE REAGAN PRESIDENTIAL ADMINISTRATION, UFOS FLEW DIRECTLY OVER SEVERAL MISSILE SILOS AND CHANGED LAUNCH CODES, PERHAPS TO SHOW THEIR DOMINANCE AND EXPOSE THE FACT THAT OUR ENTIRE I.C.B.M. SYSTEM IS MERELY A USELESS TOY THAT COULD BE SHUT DOWN INSTANTANEOUSLY, AND THIS ONE EVENT IS WHAT LED TO THE CREATION OF THE 'STAR WARS' OUTER SPACE DEFENSE PROJECT!!!

 *INCREASING NUMBERS OF THE AMERICAN POPULATION ARE FINALLY REALIZING THAT THE U.S. DRUG WAR BEARS A STRIKING RESEMBLANCE TO THE CHINESE GOVERNMENT'S CRACKDOWN ON THE FALUN GONG MOVEMENT, AND IS A NEARLY COMPLETE WASTE OF RESOURCES THAT IS JUST ANOTHER GOVERNMENT JOB-SECURITY ISSUE AND YET ANOTHER LAME JUSTIFICATION FOR THE MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX!!!

 *NEW ESTIMATES SUGGEST THERE ARE ROUGHLY 9,000 MARIJUANA GROW OPERATIONS IN VANCOUVER, CANADA!!!

 
*RECENT TESTS SHOWING THAT SQUIRREL MONKEYS HAVE AN AFFINITY FOR THE MAIN INGREDIENT IN MARIJUANA - COMBINED WITH OTHER FINDINGS SHOWING THAT COMMON GROUND AND TREE SQUIRRELS WILL INGEST ROASTED PEANUTS ALMOST ENDLESSLY - HAVE LED SOME TO SURMISE THAT PEANUTS ARE ADDICTIVE!!!

 *A NEW U.S. FISH AND WILDLIFE PLAN TO SAVE THE S.F. BAY CHECKERSPOT BUTTERFLY WILL EFFECTIVELY GIVE GREATER PROTECTION TO THOUSANDS OF ACRES IN SAN MATEO AND SANTA CLARA COUNTIES!!!

 *WILDLIFE RESCUE IN PALO ALTO AND THE WILDLIFE CENTER OF SILICON VALLEY AND HAVE COLLECTIVELY PROVIDED CARE AND REHABILITATION TO THOUSANDS OF COMMON AND THREATENED SPECIES OF BIRDS AND MAMMALS TO AID IN THE PEACEFUL COEXISTENCE BETWEEN PEOPLE AND THE ANIMALS WHO LIVE TOGETHER WITH THEM IN THEIR URBAN ENVIRONMENT! YOU CAN DONATE MONEY TO WILDLIFE RESCUE, INC. 4000 MIDDLEFIELD ROAD PALO ALTO, CA. 94303 MAKE CHECKS PAYABLE TO: WILDLIFE RESCUE, INC. (OR GO TO:
http://www.batnet.com/wildlife/), OR WILDLIFE CENTER OF SILICON VALLEY (WCSV) 2650-B SENTER ROAD SAN JOSE, CA 95111 MAKE CHECKS PAYABLE TO: WILDLIFE CENTER OF SILICON VALLEY (OR GO TO: http://www.wcsv.org/help/) ALSO! CALL PALO ALTO(650)494-SAVE OR SAN JOSE(408)283-0744!! (FOR LINKS TO OTHER SIMILAR ORGANIZATIONS GO TO: http://www.batnet.com/wildlife/links.html)!!!

 *BY DRINKING SHADE GROWN COFFEE YOU CAN PREVENT CONTINUED TROPICAL RAIN FOREST DESTRUCTION AND THE LOSS OF MIGRATORY BIRD HABITAT - (FOR MORE INFO VISIT http://www.atlantaaudubon.org/)!!!

 *THE SHORT-TERM GAINS BY OPEC AND BIG OIL CORPORATIONS (AND SUBSEQUENT GOVERNMENT TAXATION) WILL PERHAPS EVENTUALLY LEAD TO THE INTRODUCTION OF NEW AND MORE EFFICIENT ENERGY SOURCES!!!

 *SCIENTISTS AT I.B.M. IN CALIFORNIA RECENTLY DEVELOPED PROTOTYPE QUANTUM COMPUTER TECHNOLOGY!!!

 *MANY MEN NOW SUPPORT INCREASING THE TOPLESS RIGHTS OF AVAILABLE WOMEN IN AMERICA AND ABROAD!!!

 *SOME HAVE CONCLUDED WOMEN'S OLYMPIC TENNIS WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER WITH NAKED ATHLETES!!!

 *EXCESS FLATULENT GAS CAN NOW BE EFFECTIVELY RELEASED NATURALLY, IN THE PRIVACY OF YOUR HOME!!!

 *LIK ROPER IS NOW WORKING ON A NEW CD THAT SHOULD ACTUALLY BE RELEASED IN JANUARY 2001!!!


 *ROPER WISDOM:
'WHILE ACTIONS SPEAK
LOUDER THAN WORDS,
WORDS SPEAK LOUDER
THAN SILENCE'
'THE TRUTH WILL SET YOU FREE'




 WHEN I AM PRESIDENT I WILL:

  *REDEFINE THE ALL-AMERICAN TERM 'OF, FOR AND BY THE PEOPLE' BY RE-EXAMINING EXACTLY WHO THOSE PEOPLE ARE AND THEIR FUNCTIONS.

  *INTRODUCE A BILL TO TRANSFER JURISDICTION OVER THE NATIONAL FORESTS FROM THE DEPARTMENT OF AGRICULTURE TO THE DEPARTMENT OF THE INTERIOR TO CHANGE THE GOALS OF THE FOREST SERVICE FROM UTILIZATION TO PRESERVATION.

 *CYBER-DEMOCRATIZE THE PUBLIC HEARINGS PROCESS SO CONSTITUENTS HAVE MORE CONTROL OF PUBLIC PROCEEDINGS BY CREATING DEMOCRATIC REFORMS TO CHANGE OUR GOVERNMENT SYSTEM FROM A STONEWALLING DEMAGOGUE THAT SHOVES ANY DECISION THEY DAMN WELL PLEASE DOWN OUR COLLECTIVE THROATS, INTO A MORE CONSTITUENCY BASED CYBER-DEMOCRATIC DECISION-MAKING SYSTEM.

 *REQUIRE THAT NO COUNTY MEETINGS (OR MAJOR SPORTING EVENTS) OCCUR ON CITY COUNCIL MEETING NIGHTS.

 *NOT ON ONE HAND PROSECUTE CORPORATIONS FOR ANTI-COMPETITIVE PRACTICES, THEN TURN AROUND AND USE THOSE SAME CORPORATIONS TO CONTROL THE DEMOCRATIC PROCESS.

 *CREATE A FEDERAL TASK FORCE TO INVESTIGATE GOVERNMENT/CORPORATE CORRUPTION AND CRIME.

 *ACCOUNT FOR ALL LOTTERY REVENUE INFORMATION ON PUBLIC WEBSITES.

 *BAN ALL ODIFEROUS VIOLATIONS SUCH AS ANONYMOUS WORKPLACE FLATULENCE.

 *REJECT ANTIDISESTABLISHMENTARIANISM





GOOD NEWS
OCT 2003/JAN 2004 VOLUME ELEVEN - NUMBER THREE / PUBLISHED: 22 OCT 2000

 *THE WORLDWIDE CIVILIAN ANTI-MILITARY UPRISING OF EARLY 2003 HAS NOW SUCCESSFULLY TOPPLED AND GUTTED THE LAST REMAINS OF THE EVIL MILITARY-INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX AFTER A NEARLY YEAR OF INTENSE PROTEST INVOLVING LITERALLY MILLIONS OF PEACEFUL CONTRARIANS WITH ONE GOAL IN MIND: WORLD PEACE. INITIALLY BROUGHT ABOUT BY THE IRRESPONSIBLE USE OF MILITARY FORCE AS CROWD CONTROL IN MID TO LATE 2002 AGAINST INNOCENT CIVILIANS IN SEVERAL COUNTRIES (INCLUDING THE U.S.) AND SPEARHEADED BY PEACEFUL CIVILIAN FORCES ARMED WITH ONLY THE MERE KNOWLEDGE THAT WAR AND ALL THAT COMES WITH IT IS AT LEAST PARTIALLY RESPONSIBLE FOR A HOST OF SOCIAL, ENVIRONMENTAL AND ECONOMIC PROBLEMS (INCLUDING GLOBAL WARMING, INTENSIFICATION OF GLOBAL WEATHER PATTERNS AND WIDESPREAD ENVIRONMENTAL DEGREDATION NOW FACING ALL LIFE ON EARTH), THE WHEELS WERE SET IN MOTION AND A GLOBAL ANTI-MILITARY CIVIL RIGHTS MOVEMENT WAS BORN. THROUGH THE USE OF BRAND NEW HYPER-INTRANET TECHNOLOGY, AND OLD-FASHIONED ELBOW GREASE, PEOPLE FROM ALL OVER THE GLOBE COLLECTIVELY CAME TOGETHER AND WORKED TOWARDS THE COMMON GOAL OF RESTORING PEACE AND SANITY TO THE OPERATIONS OF WORLDWIDE GOVERNMENTS TO INSURE A PEACEFUL FUTURE FOR ALL LIFE ON EARTH FOR GENERATIONS TO COME!!!

 *MANY CORRUPT EX-MILITARY PERSONNEL AND GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS WORLDWIDE ARE NOW IMPRISONED IN MAXIMUM SECURITY FACILITIES ON A VARIETY OF CHARGES (INCLUDING INCITING RIOTS THROUGH THE USE OF MILITARY FORCE AND CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY IN SEVERAL COUNTRIES) AND MANY ARE BEING ADMINISTERED PSYCHOLOGICAL TESTING FOR THE HARM THEY HAVE INFLICTED UPON OTHERS!!!

 *THE FUTURE OF AN EXPANDED PRISON-INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX IS NOW IN QUESTION NOW THAT THE DRUG LEGALIZATION/DECRIMINALIZATION ACT OF 2003 PASSED WITH 95 PERCENT OF THE VOTE!!!

 *GLOBAL NUCLEAR DISARMAMENT SHOULD BEGIN BY 2005 AFTER THE RECENT U.N. RADIFICATION OF AN AGREEMENT CALLING FOR A MULTI-NATIONAL TEAM OF WORKERS TO DISMANTLE ARSENALS UNDER THE WATCHFUL EYES OF CAMERAS THAT WILL BROADCAST PROCEEDINGS LIVE FOR ALL TO SEE ON THE HYPER-INTRANET. NUCLEAR WEAPONS ARE FINALLY BEING SEEN AS A THREAT TO ALL LIFE ON EARTH, AND ARE SET TO BE ERADICATED FROM SOCIETY JUST LIKE THE POLIO VIRUS ONCE WAS!!!

 *AFTER A RECENT CLOSE CALL WITH A ROGUE ASTEROID, NATIONS OF THE WORLD ARE NOW COMING TO THE OBVIOUS CONCLUSION THAT IN THE FUTURE, COLLECTIVE WORLDWIDE DEFENSE INTERESTS LIE IN THE PROTECTION OF OUR PLANET FROM INEVITABLE INCOMING CELESTIAL BOMBARDMENTS!!!

 *NEW CYBER-DEMOCRATIC CIVILIAN DEMOCRACIES (THE REMNANTS OF OLD OBSOLETE 'DEMAGOGUE' STYLE SEMI-DEMOCRATIC REPRESENTATIVE GOVERNMENT SYSTEMS WIDELY USED UNTIL RECENTLY BEFORE BEING OUTDATED BY POPULATION FIGURES) HAVE INADVERTENTLY CAUSED MANY CAREER POLITICIANS TO RUN FOR THE HILLS TO FIND A SAFE-HAVEN WITHIN THE CORPORATIONS THAT THEY SO CAREFULLY CULTIVATED!!!

 *EVERYTHING FROM THE U.S. CONGRESS, TO STATE, COUNTY AND LOCAL GOVERNMENTS ARE ALL NOW BEING ALMOST ENTIRELY RUN BY CONSTITUENTS USING NEW HYPER-INTRANET TECHNOLOGY, PUTTING CONSTITUENTS MORE IN CONTROL OF THEIR COLLECTIVE DESTINIES! (ALTHOUGH SOME SENTIMENTAL TYPES ARE PRESERVING THE SEMI-MONARCHIC INSTITUTION OF THE PRESIDENCY)!!!

 *COMMON HOUSE PETS SUCH AS DOGS, CATS AND MONKEYS ARE NOW HOLDING MANY MAYORAL AND CITY COUNCIL POSITIONS WITHIN LOCAL GOVERNMENTS NATIONWIDE, BECAUSE NOT ONLY ARE THEY LESS EXPENSIVE TO MAINTAIN THAN HUMANS, BUT THEY ALSO DO NOT ARGUE OR TALK BACK!!!

 *GLOBAL SOCIETY IS FINALLY WEENING ITSELF FROM THE NEGATIVE EFFECTS OF CORPORATE BONDAGE AND BIG GOVERNMENT BY CLEVERLY USING THEM TO ITS' ADVANTAGE WITH HYPER-INTRANET TECHNOLOGY!!!

 *THE GREEN PARTY IS NOW THE DOMINANT POLITICAL PARTY ON THE PLANET!!!

 *THE LONG PREFERRED GREGORIAN CALENDAR WILL SOON BE INTITIALLY INTERMINGLED, THEN REPLACED WITH THE ANCIENT MOON CALENDAR BASED AROUND THE FEMALE MENSTRUAL CYCLE (366 DIVIDED BY 13 EQUALS 28.153846 OR ONE ORBIT OF THE MOON AROUND THE EARTH)!!!

 *DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SHOULD BE ERADICATED FROM THE EARTH AS EARLY AS MID 2007!!!

 *THE MASS UFO LANDINGS OF MID 2002, WHICH BROUGHT BENEVOLENT EXTRATERRESTRIAL INTELLIGENCE SOURCES FROM ALL OVER OUR GALAXY TO EARTH FOR A RE-AWAKENING OF SORTS, HAVE INADVERTENTLY TOPPLED MOST MODERN NON-NATURE BASED EXTERRESTRIALLY INFLUENCED ORGANIZED RELIGIONS. AFTER CLAIMING RESPONSIBILITY FOR A VARIETY OF ANCIENT HISTORICAL/BIBLICAL ACCOUNTS (EVERYTHING FROM ACCIDENTALLY STARTING THE MODERN PURITANICAL MOVEMENT WITH THE GARDEN OF E.DIN STORY, WHICH HAS MADE A MORTAL SIN OUT OF CONSENTUAL SEX, TO TESTING ABRAHAM'S ETHICS, APPEARING AS 'SKY-GODS' AND ENCOURAGING ANCIENT PEOPLE IN SOUTH AMERICA TO COMMIT HUMAN SACRIFICE RITUALS, CONFRONTING MOSES ON A MOUNTAIN WITH THE TEN COMMANDMENTS, THE BOOK OF EZEKIEL, AND THE TEMPORARY ABDUCTION OF MOHAMMED, ETC), MILLIONS OF PEOPLE WORLDWIDE FINALLY CAME TO THE COLLECTIVE REALIZATION THAT DIVISIONS ARE UNNECESSARY IN A SOCIETY WHERE PEACE AND TRANQUILITY IS NOW BECOMING THE MAIN FOCUS!!!

 *RECENTLY RELEASED EXTRATERRESTRIAL CYBER DOCUMENTS SHOW THAT AFTER LITERALLY THOUSANDS OF YEARS OF COVERT SCIENTIFIC UFO RESEARCH CONDUCTED UPON UNSUSPECTING HUMANS, DESPITE SHORTCOMINGS SUCH AS MAD OBSESSIONS WITH DEVELOPING DANGEROUS NUCLEAR WEAPONS WHICH ARE THEN POINTED BACK AT THEIR OWN PLANET(!?!), THEIR STUDIES HAVE FOUND HUMANS TO BE RELATIVELY INTELLIGENT BEINGS WITH AMPLE TIME LEFT TO SAVE THEIR PLANET FROM DESTRUCTION!!!

 *THE UNIVERSAL ADVANTAGE OF THE MASS LANDINGS IS NOT ONLY THE RETURN TO NATURE-BASED FORMS OF RELIGIOUS SPIRITUALITY AND THE COMMON GROUND MELDING OF VARIOUS ORGANIZED RELIGIONS, BUT ALSO THE ADVANCED TECHNOLOGIES THAT WILL REVEAL EFFICIENT AVAILABLE FREE ENERGY SOURCES!!!

 *PRE-PACKAGED VACCUM SEALED MARIJUANA FOR PERSONAL USE WILL SOON BE AVAILABLE AT STORES!!!

 *NOW THAT COMPUTER TECHNOLOGY HAS BECOME SO UBIQUITOUS WITHIN SOCIETY, THE U.N. HAS SUGGESTED THAT COMPUTER RECYCLING HAPPEN ON A GLOBAL LEVEL BY 2006!!!

 *A MAN IN TEXAS RECEIVED A YEAR IN JAIL FOR RUNNING OVER A SQUIRREL IN A RESIDENTIAL AREA!!!

 *RESIDENTIAL/COMMERCIAL SKYSCRAPER NEIGHBORHOODS ARE NOW BEING CONSTRUCTED IN CALIFORNIA'S CENTRAL VALLEY NEAR MAJOR INTERSECTIONS ALONG INTERSTATE 5, ALONG WITH A FUTURISTIC BULLET TRAIN WHICH FOLLOWS THE FREEWAY AND CONNECTS SAN FRANCISCO AND LOS ANGELES, USING TECHNOLOGY DERIVED FROM PRE-EXISTING RAIL GUN DEFENSE TECHNOLOGY DEVELOPED COVERTLY!!!

 *MANY UNDERGROUND COVERT BASES HAVE BEEN TURNED INTO PRIVATE SECTOR RESEARCH FACILITIES!!!

 *EROTIC MASSAGE PARLORS ARE POPPING UP ALL OVER CALIFORNIA, AS MANY PEOPLE NOW ENJOY THE SANITARY, SAFE SEX ALTERNATIVE TO THE UNCERTAINTY OF ONE-NIGHT STANDS!!!

 *THE LEGAL AGE OF EMANCIPATION HAS BEEN LOWERED NATIONWIDE TO THE AGE OF SIXTEEN!!!

 *NEW NON-RETROACTIVE LAWS MANDATING FEMALE EMPOWERMENT AND RESPONSIBILITY NOW REQUIRE ALL UNMARRIED WOMEN TO FUND CHILD SUPPORT FOR CHILDREN BORN OUT OF WEDLOCK!!!

 *LIK ROPER WILL SOON VISIT THE INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION TO RECORD MUSIC IN OUTER SPACE!!!


 *ROPER WISDOM:
'IMAGINATION
CREATES REALITY
JUST AS REALITY
CREATES IMAGINATION...

CHANGE THE WORLD
THAT CALLS ITSELF
THE WORLD'

ABRACADABRA



 WHEN I AM PRESIDENT I MIGHT:

  *SUPPORT AN END TO THE BANS OF PARALLEL IMPORTS OF PHARMACEUTICALS FROM CANADA, EUROPE AND JAPAN, SUBJECT TO REGULATION TO ENSURE PRODUCT SAFETY, SO THAT U.S. CITIZENS CAN BUY DRUGS AT THE LOWER PRICES NOW AVAILABLE TO CONSUMERS IN FOREIGN COUNTRIES.

 *GO FARTHER WITH LEGISLATION ON REIMPORTATION OF PHARMACEUTICAL DRUGS TO PROTECT CONSUMERS FROM GLOBAL PRICE DISCRIMINATION.

 *REDUCE RESTRICTIONS ON PARALLEL IMPORTS, AND AFFORD GREATER ACCESS BY U.S. CONSUMERS TO FOREIGN MARKETS.

 *END THE PRACTICE OF ROUTINELY ALLOWING GIANT PHARMACEUTICAL COMPANIES TO OBTAIN EXCLUSIVE RIGHTS TO PHARMACEUTICAL DRUGS DEVELOPED WITH THE HELP OF U.S. GOVERNMENT FUNDING, AND THEN TO SELL THESE DRUGS AT OUTRAGEOUS PRICES.

 *ALLOW THE WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION AND UNAIDS TO USE U.S. GOVERNMENT RIGHTS IN PHARMACEUTICAL PATENTS IN POOR COUNTRIES?

 *SUPPORT PATENT EXCEPTIONS OR COMPULSORY LICENSING TO PREVENT PATENT-HOLDERS FROM USING PATENTS TO BLOCK MEDICAL RESEARCH, OR TO BLOCK THE COMMERCIAL USE OF MEDICAL TECHNOLOGIES.

 *SUPPORT LEGISLATION TO AUTHORIZE THE U.S. GOVERNMENT TO ISSUE COMPULSORY LICENSES TO PATENTS ON MEDICINES AND GENE TECHNOLOGIES, IN THE EVENT THAT THE PATENT OWNERS CHARGE UNREASONABLE PRICES FOR ACCESS TO NEW MEDICAL INVENTIONS AND ADD COMPULSORY LICENSES TO REDUCE PRICES BY ALLOWING COMPETITORS TO MANUFACTURE AND SELL GENERIC PRODUCTS, WHILE PAYING ROYALTIES TO THE PATENT HOLDER.

 *FIGHT BACK AGAINST THE TYRANNY BEHIND DRUG TESTING, RACIAL PROFILING, AND THE MUSHROOMING PRISON-INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX.

 *MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE TO LIVE IN.




'INDUSTRIAL SOCIETY CANNOT SURVIVE IF THE UNIVERSE SUPPLIES HUMANKIND WITH THE NECESSITIES OF LIFE FREE OF CHARGE'
- AL CAPP

'IF SEX AND CREATIVITY ARE OFTEN SEEN BY DICTATORS AS SUBVERSIVE ACTIVITIES, IT IS BECAUSE THEY LEAD YOU TO THE KNOWLEDGE THAT YOU OWN YOUR OWN BODY, AND WITH IT YOUR OWN VOICE, AND THAT IS THE MOST REVOLUTIONARY THING OF ALL '
- ERICA JONG

'WE ARE HERE TO MAKE A BETTER WORLD. NO AMOUNT OF RATIONALIZATION OR BLAMING EACH OTHER CAN PREEMPT THE MOMENT OF CHOICE EACH OF US BRINGS TO OUR SITUATION HERE ON THIS PLANET. THE LESSON OF THE SIXTIES IS THAT PEOPLE WHO CARED ENOUGH TO DO RIGHT COULD CHANGE HISTORY '
- ABBIE HOFFMAN

'YEAR AFTER YEAR, BIG BUSINESS INVESTS IN POLITICIANS AND POLITICAL PARTIES BY GIVING THEM MILLIONS OF DOLLARS, AND IN RETURN, THOSE BUSINESSES GET CORPORATE WELFARE, WEAK LAW ENFORCEMENT AND TAX BREAKS WORTH BILLIONS OF DOLLARS. THE BIGGEST SINGLE OBSTACLE TO HONEST, JUST GOVERNMENT ACTION - GOVERNMENT OF, BY AND FOR THE PEOPLE - IS THE CORRUPTION OF SPECIAL-INTEREST MONEY IN OUR ELECTION CAMPAIGNS'
- RALPH NADER

'THERE IS A TIME WHEN THE OPERATION OF THE MACHINE BECOMES SO ODIOUS, MAKES YOU SO SICK AT HEART, THAT YOU CAN'T TAKE PART; YOU CAN'T EVEN PASSIVELY TAKE PART, AND YOU'VE GOT TO PUT YOUR BODIES UPON THE GEARS AND UPON THE WHEELS, UPON THE LEVERS, UPON ALL THE APPARATUS, AND YOU'VE GOT TO MAKE IT STOP. AND YOU'VE GOT TO INDICATE TO THE PEOPLE WHO RUN IT, TO THE PEOPLE WHO OWN IT, THAT UNLESS YOU'RE FREE, THE MACHINE WILL BE PREVENTED FROM WORKING AT ALL'
- MARIO SAVIO


 REFERENCE SOURCES: ASSOCIATED PRESS, THE CONNECTION MAGAZINE, CNN.COM, SAN FRANCISCO CHRONICLE, SAN JOSE MERCURY NEWS, PSYCHIC READER, THE RUCKUS SOCIETY, SIERRA CLUB, THE UNITED STATES CONSTITUTION, THE SKEPDIC.COM, WEBSTER'S THESAURUS, AL CAPP, JESUS CHRIST, ABBIE HOFFMAN, RALPH NADER @ http://www.votenader.org, M@NVPARTNERS.COM, NOSTRADAMUS, MARIO SAVIO, CONNIE SHEARER, ZECHARIA SITCHIN, ERICA JONG AND LIK ROPER.

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