it's back to the 1960s! - it's time to run naked and amok again! - the police are all now pigs! - sex offenders are all free lovers! - drug addicts in rehab are now cool hippies on the loose in volkswagen vans! - child day care centers are now hippy communes! - alice cooper wrongfully supports the vietnam war! (alice copper now has a nightly radio show @ 104.3 FM THE HIPPO in monterey, california - it's great, so check it out!) - mothers and fathers run around naked and amok at rock concerts with their naked children by their sides! - nobody needs viagra to attain an erection! - women have sex with men based on their character instead of how much money they possess! - everybody is smoking a million joints of shitty homegrown leaf pot just to get high! - the whitehouse is surrounded by 100,000 pot smokin' hippies, leading to dick nixon making marijuana a federal crime! - nixon destroys smoking gun evidence of his dirty tricks! - the watergate hotel is bugged by the nixon administration leading to nixon's eventual downfall, and the bush administration bugging the entire world! - the environment is still in pretty good shape regardless of all the abuse done to it by the 1980s and 1990s! - public education is actually still worth a crap! - pre-feminazi lesbians sleep in piles with heterosexual men at drug-fueled orgies! - half the people in government are drug addicts having parties attended by linda ronstadt and jackson brown! - high school teachers have affairs with their young students without reprisal and/or prosecution! - high school students take bongs hits and drink alcohol-spiked coca-cola while sitting on benches at lunchtime on the senior lawn! - the world is a free place where modern new world order ideologies have not yet raised their ugly heads! etc etc etc...