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JUNE/SEPTEMBER 2003 / VOLUME 11 - NUMBER 2 / PUBLISHED: 13 JUL 2003

MANNATECH / CROP CIRCLES, GODS, ANGELS AND ALIENS / CROP CIRCLES IN SOLANO COUNTY CALIFORNIA / UK OPENS X FILE / THE BLACK VAULT  / VOTE MELINDA HAMILTON FOR SUNNYVALE CITY COUNCIL SEAT #7  / QUESTION AUTHORITY / QUICK POLITICAL SCHOLASTIC APTITUDE TEST / LIK ROPER COOL PERSONALITY / ROPER WISDOM / LIK ROPER SPEAKS / BEST OF LIK ROPER FOR PRESIDENT / THE CONCORD PRINCIPLES BY RALPH NADER / OTHER ROPER WISDOMS


*MANNATECH ™ - THE SCIENTIFIC EDGE

Science and medicine have long tried to break the biocode by which the cells of the body communicate with one another in order for its complex functions to occur. just as biochemistry is the chemistry of life, this mysterious code is the language of life...

For many years, scientists focused on proteins as the primary communication molecules. Early in this century however, a theoretical mathematician at the Weisman Institute calculated the number of molecular configurations possible with protein molecules and the number of known chemical command signals needed to run the body. She concluded that there were not enough protein configurations possible to supply all the messages. Another code was required—a sugar code...

Of the 200 monosaccharides that occur naturally in plants, eight have been discovered to be components of cell-surface glycoforms used in cell-to-cell communication. These eight sugars are glucose, fucose, mannose, galactose, xylose, N-acetylglucosamine, N-acetylgalactosamine and N-acetylneuraminic acid...Only two of these, glucose and galactose, are commonly found in foods we choose to eat...It was Mannatech’s Chief Science Officer Dr. Bill McAnalley, who recognized the benefits of nutritional supplementation with a blend containing saccharides necessary for communication...

As a pharmacologist, he knew that the non-toxic nature of glyconutritional raw materials would not qualify as drug ingredients. But with his background in patents, he knew that both composition and use patents could apply to this new supplement. By directly increasing the intake of carbohydrates needed to create glycoprotein “words” quickly and accurately, cell-to-cell communication might be enhanced. So, rather than attempt to develop synthetic carbohydrates, Mannatech chose to focus its research and development on natural carbohydrate products designed to work through the body’s normal physiology to maintain optimal health with improved nutrition...

Mannatech’s flagship product is Ambrotose® complex, a patent-pending glyconutrient blend of specific, plant-derived carbohydrates containing saccharides necessary for cellular communication. It is marketed in capsules and bulk powder a stand-alone product and as an ingredient blend in many of the company’s other products...

Glyconutritional products will play a leading role in the 21st century’s emerging wellness industry. The driving determinant will be the growing realization the optimal cell-to-cell communication is one of the most critical functions of the life process and is fundamental to immune system health!!! - FOR MORE INFORMATION GO TO - http://www.mannatech.com/ !!!

CROP CIRCLES, GODS, ANGELS AND ALIENS

Major religions of all sorts, from the shamanic to the most modern seem to be based on some sort of encounter with an alien presence, or what might seem like an alien presence. According to some theories, it's just the other half of our brain, our perception of reality. Information processes going through the human nervous system get adapted to the local belief system. On close examination, the boundaries between religious contexts and UFO lore seem to blur, sometimes becoming interchangeable, colored only by our own beliefs, our world view. What follows is a small overview of some from different historical times, different cultures...

FOR MORE INFORMATION - GO TO: 'Crop Circles, Gods, Angels and Aliens' @  http://www.cropcirclenews.com/ or http://www.cropcirclenews.com/modules/sections/index.php?op=viewarticle&artid=23 

CROP CIRCLES IN SOLANO COUNTY CALIFORNIA!?!

While crop circles may be new to Solano County, reports of them are centuries old and theories abound that explain what, or who, is making them...the first known crop circle formation was in 1647 in England, and in the 1970s reports of crop circles began to increase worldwide...

in the 1990s, circles began appearing with complex geometrical designs...On average nearly 250 such formations are reported across the world each year and several thousand reports have been documented since researchers began keeping track, according to data from the southern circular research, which monitors and surveys crop formations in england...England is a top spot for crop circles, and some say extraterrestials are involved...

(also...there is at least some speculation out there that the teenagers who recently took credit for the creation of the crop circles in solano county could in fact be paid CIA operatives sent out to debunk the crop circle phenomenon) - FOR MORE INFORMATION ON CROP CIRCLES GO TO - http://www.cropcirclenews.com/  

UK OPENS ITS OWN 'X-FILE'

LONDON, England -- It could have been an "X-Files" episode: More than 20 years ago, U.S. airmen reported seeing a "strange glowing object" near a British air base. The bizarre UFO sighting, which occurred near RAF Woodbridge in eastern England in the early hours of December 27, 1980, is detailed in the government 's restricted "Rendlesham File."

The report, dozens of pages long, is only now being released as part of an opening-up of the inner workings of the UK government. In the report, entitled "Unexplained Lights," a U.S. Air Force lieutenant colonel told how he witnessed an object emitting a "red sun-like light" moving through the trees of Rendlesham forest.  Two U.S. security patrolmen first spotted "unusual lights" outside the back gate of RAF Woodbridge, according to Lt. Col. Charles I. Halt's report.

After gaining permission, the two men and a third patrolman investigated the lights. "The individuals reported seeing a strange glowing object in the forest," wrote Halt, who was deputy base commander at RAF Bentwaters, adjacent to Woodbridge.  "The object was described as being metallic in appearance and triangular in shape, approximately two to three metres across the base and approximately two metres high.

"It illuminated the entire forest with a white light. The object itself had a pulsing red light on top and a bank(s) of blue lights underneath. The object was hovering or on legs. "As the patrolmen approached the object, it manoeuvred through the trees and disappeared. An hour later, the UFO was spotted near the back gate to the base.  Halt's report continued: "Later in the night a red sun-like light was seen through the trees. It moved about and pulsed. At one point it appeared to throw off glowing particles and then broke into five separate white objects and then disappeared.

"Immediately thereafter, three star-like objects were noticed in the sky, two objects to the north and one to the south, all of which were about 10 degrees off the horizon. "The objects moved rapidly in sharp angular movements and displayed red, green and blue lights. The objects to the north appeared to be elliptical through an 8-12 power lens. They then turned to full circles. "The objects to the north remained in the sky for an hour or more. The object to the south was visible for two or three hours and beamed down a stream of light from time to time." The next morning, Halt and his men discovered three circular depressions, seven inches in diameter, in the ground.  Radiation measuring 0.1 milliroentgens was recorded in the depressions -- a level 10 times higher than normal, according to the file. The airmen tried unsuccessfuly to capture the sightings on camera, according to another document that said the film was at fault. Also, nothing showed up on RAF radar.

A Ministry of Defence memo included in the file shows some scepticism about the sightings, although it said the department was "open-minded" about them. No evidence was found of any threat to the defence of the United Kingdom, and no further investigations were carried out...In the absence of any hard evidence, the MoD remains open-minded about these sightings...

FOR MORE INFORMATION REGARDING UFOS AND UFO SECRECY  - GO TO: THE BLACK VAULT @ : http://www.bvalphaserver.com/

THE BLACK VAULT

The Black Vault is a community which has been growing for over 6 years, with over 21,000 volunteer members worldwide...one of the largest in the world! With a government document archive of over 108,000 pages, that is just the beginning...you can search over 141,000 messages on a very popular message board, and even send a free e-postcard...registration is free, and allows you many benefits, including site interaction with posting on the message forums, theme integration (change the look and feel of the ENTIRE site), submit your own news, offer your input on daily news topics, online store discounts and coupons, etcetcetc!!!

(John Greenewald, Jr. is the mastermind behind The Black Vault, and began researching government conspiracies at the age of 15...he wrote his first book 'Beyond UFO Secrecy', which was released in November of 2002) - to learn more about The Black Vault, and the hidden truth regarding UFOs - GO TO: http://www.bvalphaserver.com/section13.html !!!

VOTE MELINDA HAMILTON FOR SUNNYVALE CITY COUNCIL SEAT #7 - FRIENDS OF SUNNYVALE PRESIDENT MELINDA HAMILTON IS RUNNING FOR CITY COUNCIL SEAT #7 IN FALL 2003 - SHE IS NOW IN THE PROCESS OF PUTTING TOGETHER A CAMPAIGN STAFF, AND IS LOOKING FOR VOLUNTEERS AND FINANCIAL CONTRIBUTIONS...IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO VOLUNTEER, EMAIL MELINDA HAMILTON @  <the.boss@melinda.org> - PLEASE INCLUDE YOUR PHONE NUMBER...FOR FINANCIAL CONTRIBUTIONS, MAKE YOUR CHECKS OUT TO "MELINDA FOR COUNCIL" AND MAIL THEM TO: MELINDA HAMILTON, 563  S. TAAFFE ST., SUNNYVALE, CA 94086. PLEASE BE SURE TO INCLUDE YOUR ADDRESS, PHONE NUMBER, AND OCCUPATION AND EMPLOYER (THE LAST TWO FOR CAMPAIGN FINANCE REPORTING PURPOSES) - GO MELINDA!

QUESTION AUTHORITY

The rest of the world knows how deplorable the war in iraq is, and it is high time that Americans "wake up" to the truth of what the US government is doing...for the latest information, go to - www.electroniciraq.net  <or>  www.iraqbodycount.net !!! - HERE ARE SOME OTHER VERY INFORMATIVE WEBSITES WHICH REVEAL PUBLIC AND PRIVATE TRUTHS ABOUT 9-11 AND THE WAR ON FREEDOM - GO TO:http://www.truth-now.com/  http://www.whatreallyhappened.com/ http://www.americanfreepress.net/  http://www.sigacanada.com/ http://www.cooperativeresearch.org/  http://www.communitycurrency.org/9-11.html http://www.falloutshelternews.com/  http://www.tenc.net/  http://www.onlinejournal.com/  http://www.copvcia.com/ !!!

some interesting questions from the muckraker publication 'the meridian'...

where are all those weapons of mass destruction? why are children age 13-16 being held by the US at guantanamo bay? why were no aircraft fragments from a boing 757 recovered from the 9-11 pentagon crash site? what are the business connections between the bin laden and bush families? (carlyle group, arbusto oil etc?) why was the bin laden family private jet the only one allowed to fly in the days following 9-11? why have no officials been reprimanded or lost their jobs for failing to prevent 9-11? (how about losing your job in the 2004 election, mr. bush?) we impeach presidents that lie, right?...is it possible to impeach and unelected president? why hasn't there been a full investigation into the trading of united and american stock before 9-11? isn't it a conflict of interest for FCC commissioners to have accepted 2.8 million $$$ in travel vouchers from media lobbyists? why is the bush administration refusing to release the congressional 9-11 investigation? why did so many in congress vote for the patriot act without even reading it? why does the control of the entire US media rest in the hands of five (non-elected) FCC commissioners? why is the US the only major industrialized nation without health care for all it's citizens? why is a presidential candidate's merit and credibility based upon how much money they can raise? how can it be a 'patriot act' when it seeks to remove five amendments in the bill of rights? why has the mainstream media failed to report on the estimated 10,000 iraqi civilians killed in the invasion of iraq? lies don't make truth and might does not make right, even if the president says they do? why was the bush administration meeting with members of the bin laden family on september 10th, 2001?  why is crafting a department of peace considered 'radical', while waging endless war is considered 'conservative'? are we prepared to continually sacrifice the lives of US soldiers to maintain our occupation of iraq? why is the US building up a deficit so large that our grandchildren will be paying it off? what happened to the one trillion dollars that the pentagon cannot account for??? answer the questions!!!

QUICK POLITICAL SCHOLASTIC APTITUDE TEST

"preventing an attack is always difficult...convincing the publics of the world that there's a need to take preventative action, to stop something before it happens, is an even more difficult task... go back to september 1st, for example, before the september 11th attack, and imagine what was available. a phone call here, a credit card there, someone trying to learn how to fly but he wasn't terribly interested in learning how to land...and you know, and you've got this scrap, and that scrap and this piece. and imagine if the president of the united states had had that three or four, five, six, eight, 10 scraps of information possibly, and had gone to the country and the world and said, "we need to invade afghanistan and overthrow the taliban and stop the al qaeda from using afghanistan as a terrorist training center and root out the al qaeda terrorist network and other terrorist networks all across the globe, or we run the risk of suffering a september 11th-like attack." how many countries would have joined us in a coalition? many? any? unlikely. yet, had that happened, september 11th might have been avoided. and 3,000 innocent lives, men, women and children of every conceivable faith and -- would have been saved." - secretary of defense donald h. rumsfeld tuesday, february 25, 2003 remarks at the hoover institution...

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given all of george bush's rhetoric on the democratization of iraq following "liberation" through the generosity of the american war machine, it might be useful to a short test on the effect of former american military involvement in promoting democracy...this test consists of one (1) multiple-choice question. here's a list of the countries and dates that the US has bombed since the end of world war II, compiled by historian william blum:
China 1945-46 / Korea 1950-53 / China 1950-53 / Guatemala 1954 / Indonesia 1958 / Cuba 1959-60 / Guatemala 1960 / Congo 1964 / Peru 1965 / Laos 1964-73 / Vietnam 1961-73 / Cambodia 1969-70 / Guatemala 1967-69 / Grenada 1983 / Libya 1986 / El Salvador 1980s / Nicaragua 1980s / Panama 1989 / Iraq 1991-2003 / Sudan 1998 / Afghanistan 1998 / Yugoslavia 1999 / Afghanistan 2001

In how many of these instances did a democratic government, respectful of human rights, occur as a direct result?  Choose one of the following: (a) 0 - (b) zero - (c) none - (d) not a one - (e) a whole number between -1 and +1 ???...
(Test from: Department of Biological Sciences / Stanford University, Stanford, CA)

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*LIK ROPER'S NEW CD 'COOL PERSONALITY' - (FEATURING HIS TWO OLD GUITAR PLAYER BUDDIES JIMMY FINLEY AND TED LEE MATTMAN) - IS NOW AVAILABLE HERE ONLINE - BUY lik roper cool personality @ http://www.likroper.com/lrhome.htm

 
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all songs written - performed and produced by lik roper (except for cool personality I & II co-written by lik roper and ted lee mattman - are you listening? - are you still listening? - and keepers of the funk II co-written by lik roper and james patrick finley - drunk jimmy is a guitar solo by james patrick finley - pre-cool written by ted lee mattman) ~ cool personality I & II engineered by mark j. yamamoto and lik roper ~ all other songs engineered by lik roper ~ all songs copyright 2003/lik roper (except for cool personality I & II - copyright 2003/lik roper and ted lee mattman - are you listening? and are you still listening? copyright 2003/lik roper and james patrick finley - drunk jimmy - copyright 2003/james patrick finley - pre-cool copyright 2003/ted lee mattman) ~ all songs published 2003 lik roper/BMI (except for cool personality I & II published 2003 lik roper and ted lee mattman/BMI + are you listening? & are you still listening? and keepers of the funk II published 2003 lik roper and james patrick finley/BMI... drunk jimmy published 2003 james patrick finley/BMI and pre-cool published 2003 ted lee mattman/BMI) ~ cool personality I demo was originally recorded in 1993 ~ all guitars on are you listening? & are you still listening? - keepers of the funk II & drunk jimmy by james patrick finley - recorded at finley manor in early june 2003...all guitars for cool personality I & II by ted lee mattman - recorded in the living room in late may 2003 ~ lik roper sort of plays guitar on interlude/afterlude, whatever and inner dialogue and kazoo on are you listening?...graffiti by paco excel ~ cd photo artwork by lik roper...

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ROPER WISDOM: 'NO ONE CALLS ALL THE SHOTS - EVERYONE DOES'...'THE INEVITABILITY OF DEEPENED DEMOCRACY IS THE FUTURE, AND IT WILL SOON BE TIME TO STEP ASIDE FOR HER'... 
                 
    
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 LIK ROPER SPEAKS!

THE INEVITABILITY OF DEEPENED DEMOCRACY

likroper@likroper.com wrote: one of the problems with the system of  'representative democracy' is that it puts forth the illusion that race actually matters, when it clearly should not (in a colorblind society)...AND when deepened democracy finally takes hold here in america and abroad, and when all voices rise to be counted, race will finally be the non-issue that it always was...and not just one woman in a thousand will be a leader, but instead all women will lead their collective destinies, and all men as well...

(any given cross section of people randomly chosen from any racial background do not necessarily vote alike...this is a misconception...it is my belief that race only matters to the shallow and materialistic amongst us, and to the present decidedly divisive and obsolete system of representative governance that we now utilize here in america...and off spreading democracy in iraq, are you mr. bush?...how about spreading some deepened democracy here in america instead?)...

city councils could then become paid city advisers chosen by the community to give advise on how to vote on issues, instead of sucking up all the power and keeping people down, as they do presently...(and taking all the blame when the blame needs to be spread out evenly...deepened democracy will accomplish this)... no more blaming the flood of discontent on the one individual who pulled his or her finger from the crack in the stone wall, as blame will be spread out evenly...and also, imagine no more costly protest movements, as people will have no one to blame but themselves...

yes, but it also means that the politicians that are in it for the power trip and perks will then be outmoded by those who are not...or the politicians who want to 'even the score', so to speak, for years of caucasian rule, for instance, will then step aside for the literal common sense of deepened democracy...it might not happen for a few years, but it will happen...increasing populations being 'represented' by the few will go by the wayside for the quantum mechanics of deepened democracy...her arrival is something that both the american and chinese governments dread, but she is inevitable... her name is 'the inevitability of deepened democracy'...she is the future, and it will be soon time to step aside for her...

(in summary, once democracy is deepened - strong opinions will no longer be a 'political liability' as obsolete 'representative' politicians will slowly become outmoded by the common sense of the masses...strong opinions will be relied upon to form a consensus on issues - censorship will go by the wayside for free speech and expression - the cornerstones of our slowly evolving democracy...)  sincerely, lik roper...

MARIJUANA

likroper@likroper.com wrote:  dick nixon made marijuana a federal crime when the white house was surrounded by, what was it? 100,000 or so pot smokin' hippies back around 1970, and congress approved this bogus law by mr. dick...mr. dick was soon impeached after this, and his bogus law still stands...well, now we have a new dick in the white house and 100 zillion people all over the world protesting the new dick we have had thrust upon us by those idiots in the supreme court...three steps up, one step back...and the US federales can't claim state's rights to win the election, then claim federal over state on the prop 215 issue - they can't have it both ways - sorry!...whatever way the wind blows, or what?...just passing wind?...another old fool judge blowing smoke out his ass as usual?...

so, while at least some of you out there still have a 1930s reefer madness view of marijuana...marijuana is about (this) close to being legal, and i know at least a few people who have gone through 'rehabilitation' and still smoke it, always have smoked it, and always will smoke it, whether anyone in the government likes it or not...(and as a journalist, i don't have to reveal my sources, and i don't need a journalists' license or permit because this is not china, this is AMERICA...it's called the FREE PRESS...)

...i also know many people who once smoked it constantly and just plain quit one day, cold turkey...so, it is not quite the inescapable addictive drug that many people think that it is...(this truth-as-i-see-it also should not be misconstrued as an invitation or advertisment to try marijuana)...

marijuana is a mood stabilizer, plain and simple, not some dangerous psycho tropic drug used in the psychiatric profession that you are trained to believe is necessary or good...while weed works like a psycho tropic drug for many of its' users, it is also a plant that will revolutionize the world in the next century, mark my words...

it doesn't matter how much anti marijuana government propaganda that gets spewed upon us, ten zillion marijuana smokers cannot be wrong...it seems that it will take the might of all the american people to forcefully pull the US governments' big fat head out of its' ass on this medical marijuana subject...medical marijuana is legal in california and nine other states!!!...case closed!!!

OFFICER-INVOLVED SHOOTINGS

likroper@likroper.com wrote: why is it when a wild animal is to be removed from a residential neighborhood, tranqilizer darts are often used - but humans are shot in cold blood?  it's not ok for military police to shoot iraqis in iraq, and it's not ok for cops to shoot americans in america...you know, if there was all that uproar over rodney king a few years back, why do 'we' still accept peoples' lives being taken by cops in officer involved shootings?...i would rather be beaten with billy clubs than shot full of bullet holes...'officer-involved shootings' are essentially the death penalty, with no due process, done on the street by some cop who gets a paid vacation for his cold-blooded murder, and it must stop...

JURY DUTY?

here is a letter that i never sent to the chief deputy jury commissioner in santa clara county:

Thank you for your letter of correspondence…i will be considering attending services due to the rather coercive nature of the letter that you sent to me...but, my many reasons for not wanting to attend still remain...1) i understand that the only reason i am part of your jury duty mailing list is because i vote...(that and my DMV records)...when i vote, my vote is selectively IGNORED (whether it be 45,000+  signatures for preserving coyote valley, the friends of sunnyvale petition to stop uncontrolled downtown re-development in sunnyvale,  petitions for speed humps in my own neighborhood, the year 2000 presidential election power grab, etc) why should i hold up my end of the bargain by being reduced to a mere pawn in your jury pool???...i aint no pawn and this aint chess...) due to my past experiences with a) crooked cops, b) neighbors who lie on depositions and c) a sunnyvale police chief who seemingly quit his job because of it all, i generally do not trust the judicial system at this point in time...(not to mention my guitar player friend jimmy finley who purportedly almost had his arms broken by prison guards while doing time recently - etcetcetc) i figure that at least a good portion of what goes on in most courtrooms in america is a bunch of totally bogus crap...that is my opinion, and it will not change anytime soon...i like courtrooms as much as i like going to the dentist, the hospital or the colon hydrotherapist...and i don't even have a colon hydrotherapist. / 2. (also, i have been told by 'those who know' that when entering any courtroom, i essentially surrender all of my constitutional rights...why would i enter any building where i have to surrender my rights???...answer the question!!!...order in the court!!!...it makes about as much sense as vacationing in afghanistan...)3)  i must make one point perfectly clear: i reserve the right to excuse myself in court (not from court) for any flatulent outgassing that i may emit while in attendance...4) mainly, in the 'dress code' section of the jury duty correspondence it clearly states that i need 'proper business attire' to attend court...i neither have nor want 'proper business attire'....5) there is no number five at this point in time...if i think of a number five, i will surely tell you...sincerely, lik roper...

MEN AND WOMEN

likroper@likroper.com wrote:  could the root of much of the domestic violence in this world come from the emotional repression of males???...could it be that simple?...one of the main reasons men get violent, is because they are sensitive, and many women actually like to toy with that sensitivity...big mistake...

> (one of the first things i learned way back in school was DO NOT laugh at mongo jock's shoes, so to speak, because he can stuff you in the garbage can...and now some of you gals out there want to date mongo? wake up...mongo is sensitive and more often than not gets domestically violent because of this sensitivity...just because he is large and impending looking does not mean he is lacking sensitivity...

and i've always believed that women emotionally repress men as a control measure, plain and simple, and it's all about manipulation - and their perceived second class-citizenship status - more than anything else) >

and when it comes to 'deepened democracy' and male/female relations, there really is none...(other than sex, if you know what i mean...and since sex is a choice, i am a pro-choice individual...please choose me, ladies)...women are generally non-democratic entities that act as dictators in their interpersonal relationships, and 'abortion rights' are a good example of this...so, when deepened democracy finally settles in here in america and abroad in a political sense, women should follow suit and exchange their roles in society as 'dictatorial victims' (excuse the expression) and take on a new responsible role, not only responsible for the financial consequences of the pre-marital sex they engage in, but also responsible in their power-sharing when it comes to relations with the opposite sex...

and many women say they want a nice guy, but when they actually get one, or sort of train one to be nice, they get rid of him...what message does that send to him? (women must start by being nice to begin with, but let's face it; many women are not, so it must start within)...many women actually like emotionally devoid men who remind them of themselves, then turn around and complain about them!?!...(being a 'sweet jerk', as an old friend of mine once said, is the key to keeping chicks around)...but, when a man's emotions start flowing out, many women fold under the pressure and flee...
the truth is:  if a man is tough enough, he can express his emotions without fear, and in fact, men who are emotionally aware are actually not only nicer to be around, but are also mentally healthier...(and yes, probably less violent)...

mainly, the emotionally devoid or insensitive 'neanderthal' man does not call the woman on her 'mistakes', because he is, of course, too tough to be bothered by it, and this gives the woman a sense of freedom...no matter how much she screws up, he will say little or nothing about it...why?because complaining about her behavior or disagreeing with her in any way almost always leads to 'we're not getting along', which more often than not leads to 'no more sex', and this is not good...maybe it's not that simple, but then maybe it is...(who knows, but she is not available for comment at this time...)

THE BOTTOM LINE: can you put up with each others' bullshit??? if the answer is yes, then you both can win...

best of lik roper for president - WHEN I AM PRESIDENT I WILL:

*use the secret government to strategically raise the terror alert status - especially during elections or political snafus – and snuff out flying senators to change the balance of power in congress, among other things.

*utilize new tank-mounted microwave radiation crowd control technology (created in conjunction with the major automakers) to thwart ‘soft targets’  like anti-suv protestors, making tienamen square and/or kent state pale in comparison.

*remove all war supporters from the face of the earth in one clean sweep with cool new back engineered military ufo technology, and then provide anger management courses and psychological testing.

*not let a massive CIA blunder (9-11) deny people of their constitutional rights (federal or state) and not allocate  more funds to spy agencies who royally screw up.

*not allow the idealistic dream of deepened democracy to perish because of a temporal 'war' emergency, and not re-instate mccarthyism in response to it.

*require psychological testing and anger management courses for all war supporters and/or supporters of terrorism and remind everyone once again that any act of war is an act of terrorism. period.

*consider the u.s. defense departments' seemingly purposeful pread of the synthetic biological agent responsible for the aids virus in 1970 a deliberate act of global biological terrorism aimed at de-population, (along with recent attempts to overturn key environmental legislation in the united states) and warn people to be leery of any new mass smallpox vaccinations because that is how the aids virus and the carcinogenic simian virus sv40 was initially spread into the human population.

*require third party toxicity screenings for all new immunization vaccines to prevent the purposeful spread of any more viral infections like the aids virus.

*de-commission the supreme court and keep the building as a historic landmark to remind people of the kind  of blatant un-democratic demagoguery that once occurred on american soil, (before the u.s. became a fully actualized nation of, for and by the people, where deepened democracy finally took hold, when new hampshire-style democracy spread across the land to grant local control to all constituents, and congress was limited to international duties).
 
*set a ten year goal of 50 percent reliance on photovoltaic energy production, and encourage expanded solar energy utilization in equatorial regions.

*move some threatened or endangered species to selected remote areas where they can flourish without negative impacts on the environment, not as an excuse to roll back ecosystem protections, but instead as a low-cost safeguard against extinction.

*allow peaceful protestors to utilize human aura force field fortifying generators when being bombarded with tank-mounted electromagnetic wave crowd control equipment on the battle field.

*force law enforcement to treat protestors better than your average death row prisoner, ban off-camera jailhouse abuses, and question 'don't ask - don't tell' police strip-search policies.

*prohibit government-owned utilities (or any energy provider for that matter) from committing grand theft by purposely jacking up wholesale electricity prices to unreasonably high levels.

*encourage disenfranchised youth to join radical environmental protest organizations because college is no guarantee of anything anymore. (and besides governments and/or multinational corporations are conspiring to slowly destroy our mother earth at closed-door world trade meetings not unlike midieval rulers holed up in a castle surrounded by a mote designed to hold all of the lowly and unruly peasants at bay)

*make sixteen year old boys responsible for what they do with weapons, but also make sixteen year old girls accountable for what they do with their bodies. (since females are generally mentally and physically more mature than most males at this age)

*push for efficient and clean mass transit systems that would not only greatly reduce our dependence on oil, but reduce transportation costs, pollution and traffic accidents.

*favor energy price caps and reshape our energy policy to favor cleaner, more efficient technologies, (such as solar) by subsidizing the installation of photovoltaic solar energy panels on commercial, industrial and residential rooftops and create larger tax breaks for all solar energy users.

*call for a new industrial revolution in which ecology, accountability and profit become partners on equal footing in the global economy.

*head off projects that harm wildlife habitat, especially wetlands-damaging development outside urban boundaries to ensure the protection of critical habitat for rare and endangered species.

*make constitutional rights applicable to all people (as well as those involved in presidential elections), and ensure that all people reserve their full constitutional rights when entering any courtroom or public hearings facility.

*will not whip out vaguely written 'domestic terrorism' laws to control angry non-violent constituents when forcefully shoving more heavy-handed government legislation down the collective throats of the public.

*will not use the CIA , FBI (or the media) to create high profile distractions from larger, more important stories or issues.

*not require doggy diapers, increase illegal pooping fines and crack down on leg humping and inappropriate sniffing by dogs roaming state or federal beaches.

*teach children to never trust the government because they are a dangerous cross between a heavily armed gang, a dogmatic religious cult and a corporation with a stranglehold monopoly on society.

*introduce a bill to transfer jurisdiction over the national forests from the department of agriculture to the department of the interior to change the goals of the forest service from utilization to preservation.

*cyber-democratize the public hearings process so constituents have more control of public proceedings by creating democratic reforms to change our government system from a stonewalling demagogue that shoves any decision they damn well please down our collective throats, into a more constituency based cyber-democratic decision-making system.

*not on one hand prosecute corporations for anti-competitive practices, then turn around and use those same corporations to control the democratic process.

*liberate the political energies of committed citizens to build a deliberative and functioning democracy to treat the systemic problems of our society with systemic justice.

*wipe out the political decay that has turned our government over to a money-dominated plutocracy and to the politicians who take its marching orders.

*take on the ballot-shielded two-party duopoly and give a voice not only to regular voters, but to the half of all eligible voters who do not vote because they do not believe their vote means anything.

*ensure that out of an informed, motivated, and mobilized people will come the justice that spells genuine prosperity and the broader fulfillment of human possibilities for all..
                                                                                     
*do something about: a) environmental degradation (from global warming to land erosion) and mandate the creation of wildlife rehabilitation centers built in congruence with habitat lost - b) widely reported corporate crime, fraud, and abuse - c) runaway harmful technologies - d) urban poverty, redlining, and the decline of the family farm economy - and e) the relentless commercialization of every nook and cranny of our society.
                                                                                     
*rein in concentrated corporate power’s collision course with democracy, and end the political system that has degenerated into a government of the power brokers, by the power brokers, and for the power brokers, far beyond the control or accountability of average citizens.
                                                                                     
*reinvent democracy by creating new tools of empowerment: new mechanisms of civic interaction, political organization, government assistance, and legal rights that can advance the distinct interests of many. 
                                                                                       
*make taxpaying optional. (13th amendment - neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, except as a punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted, shall exist within the united states, or any place subject to their jurisdiction.) 
                                                                                                                                                                                
*be a powerful force at the forefront of a movement to build support to deepen democracy by re-igniting the power of qi within everyone.
                                                                                       
*display a certain amount of arrogance that does not play well in the political give-and-take that is the basis of all public policy debates.

*consider american citizens the source of all political power and responsible for instructing state lawmakers to direct their agents in washington to confine the functions of government to the limitations defined within the constitution of the united states.
                                                                                      
*see the state as being responsible and having authority to correct violations of the constitution by its agents, (executive, legislative and judicial), having created the federal government by the first three articles of the united states constitution. 
                                                                                     
*redefine the role of city governments relegating power to constituents by integrating internet and encryption technology (phone systems, etc) with city council meetings for the creation of an expanded voting system, and mandate that high-tech industries expedite development of this new empowering technology.
                                                                                     
*support green taxes on industries that are not environmentally sustainable with mandatory taxes in congruence with incurred environmental damage(s) for an overall reduction and eventual total elimination of all forms of environmental disruption.
                                                                                     
*introduce irreversable environmental legislation for protection regardless of changes in administrations largely as a national security issue.
                                                                                     
*a global flat tax levy of 0.1 percent on currency movements to generate $300 billion annually to ensure sustainable future economic development and provide environmental protection.
                                                                                      
*drastically improve transportation systems with mandatory large-scale regional coordination for efficient commerce, less traffic congestion and an overall improved quality of life.
                                                                                     
*return alcatraz island to native americans as a reservation for usage as a wildlife sanctuary and offshore indian gaming.
                                                                                     
*prosecute defense contractors and government for child endangerment, human rights violations, inciting riots, and aiding and abetting terrorist wartime activities worldwide, etc etc etc. 
                                                                                                                                                                           
*create a democracy whose politics is our own common public work: where citizens are as prudent in deliberation as we expect our representatives to be; where public problem solving takes the place of private complaint; where all give life to liberty and rights are complemented by the responsibilities that make them real.
                                                                                    
*fundamentally redefine the relationship between citizens and government, giving everyone the option to be active participants in producing public goods such as a clean environment and safe streets, not simply passive recipients of government largess.
                                                                                     
*define 'public' as the domain of citizens, not just government, thrusting in the broad common sense judgements of citizens rather than the narrow expertise of technocratic elites.
                                                                                     
*devise a formula not only for less government, but for more effective and democratic governance where individual citizens and community institutions assume more responsibility for tackling public problems.
                                                                                     
*seek to make government more representative, more participatory and more responsive to all members of the community, and find ways toaccord citizens more information, and more say more often.

*seek to curb the role of private money, special interests and corruption in government, and similarly ask how 'private governments'-whether corporations, labor unions, or voluntary associations can become  more responsive to their members and the needs of their respective communities.
                                                                                     
*utilize the internet, atms, lotto machines and telephone systems to virtually revolutionize the voting system by allowing voters to decide on issues of vital local, state, national and international importance such as nuclear disarmament and/or general demilitarization, campaign finance and tax reforms or drug decriminalization.

*scale back government to create a subserviant workforce eventually made obsolete and replaced by computer systems programmed by constituents.
    
*establish shared religious worship facilities to help unify and consolidate ideologies and improve space utilization.
    
*drastically improve transportation systems with mandatory large-scale regional coordination for efficient commerce, less traffic congestion and an overall improved quality of life..
    
*encourage transportation authorities to establish an augmented school bussing system with sub-stations for: a) efficient distribution of students b) decreased traffic congestion in once quiet neighborhoods and c) accelerated commerce allowing parents to get to work and generate tax revenues so i can get paid. 
    
*require all unmarried women to take full responsibility regarding the consequences of allowing consensual reproductive activities to occur.
         
*require all judges to spend a minimum of one hour per year locked in a jail cell to add perspective to decisions, (because teenagers are not always the ones who need to be 'scared straight') .

*embrace an expanded williamson act by which farmers can receive property tax breaks when faced with encroachment from excess suburban sprawl. 
                                                                                                                                                                            
*encourage auto makers to develop more advanced exhaust filtration systems that can also be retrofitted into older model vehicles to eliminate atmospheric emissions. 
                                                                                                                                                                           
*prohibit age discrimination within the health care pricing system and expand the use of massage therapy, chiropractic care and holistic medicine within the industry.

*ignore constituents and ultimately obstruct their valiant efforts to wear them down and frustrate them from being involved in the democratic process.
                                                                                     
*require all government programs to have a three to five year evaluation time for either radical overhaul or cancellation if proven to be wasteful or ineffective. 

*mandate urban growth boundaries requiring developers to pay all new infrastructure costs to serve their projects and require voter approval of all community plans.

*limit existing urban service boundaries beyond which property owners would be ineligible for city services (sewer water etc...) to discourage excessive new development in undeveloped areas. 

*introduce important blanket land policies to create progressive habitat preservation ratios that allocate land more efficiently towards future human encroachment especially in over-developed areas.
                                                                                    
*always favor rezoning and redevelopment of old commercial properties over new development of wildlands or agricultural zones, and always offer full  transitional compensation to those affected.

*support regional rapid transit systems that utilize pre-existing railroad lines and highways to abate inevitable future traffic headaches and connect local, state and federal transportation officials for the creation of new regional traffic abatement policies like widespread federally mandated irretractable residential speed hump installation and 5-10 mph highway speed limit increases.

*guarantee everyone K-12 + higher education regardless of financial status, expand the variety of creative educational alternatives to a) improve school attendance and b) help discontinue the use of animal control truancy abatement methods by police.

*require school uniforms to discourage any rogue individuality and cultivate a generation of highly controllable automatons unable to think for themselves.

*provide all citizens greater protection from government intimidation (force field activators, etc...) and end the use of psychological evaluation and other thought control (and/or social engineering) tactics for controlling free thinking or outspoken individuals.

encourage the development of more advanced and  humane police restraint methods or b) intimidate or harass anyone driving home from a city council meeting after having spoken controversial words at the meeting (especially in sunnyvale).
   
*start interactive new community policing methods like mandatory strip searches (especially for females) and annual proctoscopic examinations.
   
*make all copyrights and worldwide web addresses automatically reserved as trademarks for owners.
   
*try to answer to the best of my ability all questions regarding interns and my understanding of the terms ‘sexual relations’ and ‘oral sex’.

*place growth restrictions on areas with uncontrolled  development like silicon valley and encourage more high-rise corporate/residential construction with adjacent sanctuaries for communal gardening, leisure activities, and the support of wildlife.

*expose conspiracies to invent the a.d.h.d. (attention deficit) disease descriptions relied upon by current medical practice to create a market for the drug ritalin.

*give tax breaks to corporations that dedicate at least 300 acres of their land to wildlife  sanctuaries and encourage the reintroduction of native species  of vegetation and wildlife into other previously and overly developed areas.

*provide cannabis distribution centers with three-way computer links between doctors, primary caregivers, and government for verification of legitimacy.

*transform the justice system allowing optional jury duty, rewrite laws increasing the legibility of text to encourage self-representation, and allow yelling and nakedness in the courtroom (bikinis ok)...

*legalize and regulate prostitution to give women full control of their bodies, address health concerns, and collect tax revenues.    

*designate residential zones as protected wildlife sanctuaries and  increase fines for any roadkill within these zones. (this will create safer neighborhoods and help promote 'societal  evolution'...some highways, expressways, industrial zones, and rural areas full of ornery rednecks or high-tech workers could be exempt)           

*recognize the dignity and innate worth of every living creature  as not a matter of reluctant concession, but one of easy acceptance.

*give local governments incentives to dedicate more open space to wildlife rehabilitation areas.

*require that judges' decisions upon issues regarding election appeals  will reflect the democratic vote of the people. taxpayers  and their democratic votes will guide and/or direct all government actions.

*make conspiracy laws applicable to inter-governmental power monopolies (attorneys general, etc.) to discourage any further obstructions of democracy.

*permit pay raises for civil servants only if authorized by a democratic vote of the citizens. no government employee will be exempt from this law.

*return to the one law of the land: do what you will but harm none because all that you do will come back to you three times. existing laws that do not reflect the spirit of this one law will either be revised or expunged.  no one is above the law...       

*redefine the all-american term 'of, for and by the people' by re-examining exactly who those people are and their functions.

*limit families to 2.5 children with an eventual goal of 1.5 to be phased in over a ten year period.

*outlaw excessive nosehair and public flatulence, or anything that i might consider ‘improper’.
    
    *require high-tech firms to support a minimum of three napping tents, with one reserved for sex.
   
*require registration numbers or electronic signatures on bullets.

*enact a strict no-fun amusement crackdown policy.

*not pledge allegiance to blind allegiance.

*adequately disclose to congress and the public the legal guidelines for the echelon satellite.

*require psychological testing for proponents of nuclear energy policies.

*treat the sexual abuse of a man in prison as seriously as the sexual abuse of a woman.

*encourage scientists worldwide to protest continued nuclear weapons and energy research by refusing to participate.

*require all government agencies to use rechargeable batteries whenever possible and set up battery recycling programs.

*encourage all public speakers redressing grievances to speak with the forcefulness and intensity of a member of congress.

*almost expect many citizens to hate the government considering all the varied crap that they pull off on a daily basis.

*give hero awards to those who openly and vehemently oppose government policies. (instead of placing them under investigation) 

*not set a lazy tone by taking month long vacations right before 9-11.

*remind people that the words constitution and constituent are very similar, and originate from the same root word.

*not place laid-off workers on anti-depressants as a way to stimulate the pharmaceutical industry and/or economy.

*mandate that all new housing utilize ultra-efficient lighting systems and electrical devices to maximize efficiency and conservation on a large scale.

 *bolster funding for the research and development of renewable energy sources.

*respect all religions and/or ideologies by allowing neo-pagans to run naked and free in public once again.

*volunteer to participate in sex research on the new $63 billion dollar international space station.

*require that no county meetings (or major sporting events) occur on city council meeting nights.

*encourage the growth of trade unions - now at a sixty-year low in the private sector - to protect worker's rights.

*consider sex a pro-choice option.

*end the arrogant and distant caricature of true jeffersonian democracy practiced in america.

*create a federal task force to investigate government/corporate corruption and crime.

*account for all lottery revenue information on public websites.

*not give all-american city awards to cities that ignore constituents (probably because of their pompous attitudes and charter city statuses).

*not allow anarchists to be planted by  corporations and/or governments to disperse protesters.

*legalize marijuana and float the whole damn economy.

*not try to pay-off some constituents with tax refunds or tax breaks.

*ban all odiferous violations such as anonymous workplace flatulence.

*reject antidisestablishmentarianism.

*ween the u.s. government off taxpayer dollars through semi-privatization.
                                                                                       
*eliminate ghoulish government inheritance double-taxation.
                                                                                       
*decommission most covert underground bases for industrial privatization.
                                                                                       
*scale back secret government black project spending.

*allow people to tell the federal energy regulatory commission to 'FERC off'.

*rule the FCC as unconstitutional and forcefully shut it down for good.

*mandate that city councils prioritize public hearings by placing them first on the agenda, instead of making people wait around all night to speak.

*cite the costa rican government as an example of democracy at its finest.

*ask the pope to advocate widespread condom usage as a new, non-violent de-population method.

*remind people that obedience to an informed conscience is more important than any written law.

*spontaneously combust terrorists using remote satellite mounted microwave laser technology.

*make the rosicrucian doctrine part of K-12 studies.

*not allow my administration to take its marching orders from corporations.

*support - a) lower taxes b) living wages and c) rent control measures.
                                                                                       
*support a simultaneous worldwide civilian demilitarization vote.
                                                                                       
*remove all military installations from the ancient global energy grid.
                                                                                       
*realize and bolster self-reliance for all indigenous peoples.

*ask local governments to plant fruit trees in city parks to supply annual food for the homeless.

*establish a program to cultivate industrial hemp and decriminalize marijuana.

*force all cities to create rent stabilization boards with members elected directly by city voters.
                                                                                     
*simplify by-laws to aid constituents in their community involvements.
                                                                                     
*propose that voters choose city council members to represent specific neighborhoods within the city.
                                                                                     
*make eminent domain applicable only to commercial or industrial zones.

*prohibit any silencing of peaceful subversives who raise their voices in dissent for change.

*prohibit law enforcement from having the power to a) euthanize innocent, unarmed people to hopefully 
                                                                                     
*introduce legislation to obstruct mp3 piracy on the internet.

*impose drastic sanctions on norway and japan to oppose whaling.

*make the point that there is no majority because everyone is totally unique.

*have strict bad-cop, no-doughnut policy.

*use census statistics less divisively to help unify a divided constituency base.

*help return prime farmland like the silicon valley back to its' agricultural roots by replanting some orchards in selected spots.

*personally read and respond to each and every one of the millions of emails i receive.

*not shave my head bald and consider myself a solar powered sex machine.

*remember seven generations into the past and future when making decisions.
                                                                                     
*force NATO to adopt no-kill policy to encourage development of more advanced and humane military techniques - just say nato to violence.
                                                                                     
*require the military to respect civilian authority, remain outside politics and stay within borders.
                                                                                     
*require psychological evaluation and enlistment for all war supporters.
                                                                                     
*increase security within prisons, military bases and high schools.
                                                                                     
*not advocate violating human rights laws in the process of enforcing them.
                                                                                      
*not sacrifice the freedoms of many because of the mistakes of a few.

*semi-naturalize some public parks to add necessary wildlife habitat.
    
*encourage the development of humane alternatives to animal testing such as computer simulation.
    
*turn washington, d.c. into a state to reduce inter-governmental co-dependence. 
                                                                                     
*require all levels of government to recycle waste paper, plastic and glass to help conserve natural resources.
                                                                                     
*insure that first amendment rights are as protected in cyberspace as they are supposed  to be in the rest of life. 
                                                                                                                                                                           
*develop oil slick 'skimmer' ships with built-in water processing facilities designed to remove oil from water and discharge clean, treated effluent.
                                                                                    
*ban offshore oil drilling forever.

*develop non-deletable government computers to stop 'file shredding'.

*expand the anonymous remail system to further protect privacy rights with the use of cryptography.

*privatize the federal reserve.
                                                                                
*stop liberian rainforest destruction.

*use voodoo to remotely control congress.

 *consider all constituents honorable.
                                                                                     
*positively shore up social security.
                                                                                     
*absolve most third world debt.
                                                                                     
*bolster and modify the EPA. 
    
*oppose war, infanticide and/or abortion.
    
*prosecute some working mothers for child endangerment and neglect.
    
*end the use of 'divide and conquer' social engineering practices to unify and strengthen the constituency base.
    
*start a peaceful revolution within government to eliminate all forms of 'government-sanctioned' violence.
    
*add indoor plants to courtrooms and candles during sessions to maximize metaphysical goodness.

*keep government open, accountable, accessible, and hypocritical.
                                                                                     
*require the preservation of one acre of open space for every two developed.

*overcome petrochemical dependence.
                                                                                     
*allow local affected residents to determine traffic tolerance levels.

*utilize mosquito fish for mosquito abatement, instead of pesticides. 
                                                                                     
*bolster oil spill recovery equipment around all heavily transgressed ports with a half cent gas tax that will also fund research to develop more efficient oil spill recovery equipment.
                                                                                     
*reform the farm subsidy programs, and encourage farmers to rotate crops.
                                                                                     
*provide credit assistance to organic growers only.

*shift usda research from chemical to non-chemical pest controls.
                                                                                     
*arrange for colleges and universities to dedicate some space to wildlife rehabilitation purposes.
                                                                                     
*utilize the ad council largely for environmental education.
                                                                                     
*replace the IRS with a computer and introduce a flat tax.
                                                                                     
*tax no more than 30% of total income.
                                                                                     
*support and strictly enforce the universal declaration of human rights adopted by the u.n. general assembly in 1947.
                                                                                     
*mandate full enforcement of all civil, human, and animal rights laws.

*work towards a global ban on all offensive wartime maneuvers.

*create legislation to ban all chemical weapons including pesticides or chlorinated toxins.

*prohibit the patenting of hemp seeds by u.s. companies.

*encourage local governments to honor their city charters.

*support no-choice for men instead of pro-choice.

*dismantle all existing nuclear arsenals.

*surely fart only in private.

*prohibit john ashcroft.

*tax fossil fuel production,subsidize biomass fuels and worker retraining.

*tax coal based electrical production, subsidize biomass electricity and worker retraining.

*tax wood pulp paper production, subsidize tree-free paper and worker retraining.

*prosecute cops for shooting problem humans.          

*require yearly hunting license fees, and prohibit sport hunting.

*increase penalties for animal abusers.

*allow animals to vote to ensure my second term in office.

*do away with daylight savings time.

*allow public officials (judges, etc) to be prosecuted as public nuisances.

*create laws prohibiting obstruction of democracy with the introduction of logic.

*legalize marijuana and smoke out on the white house roof with willie nelson.

*support a woman's right to choose (sex).

*support life by opposing abortion.

*shorten the school year and extend the summer break indefinitely.

*get ‘elected’, fuck the american people over, and then laugh about it behind closed doors.

*require co-ed showers in P.E.

*abolish the republican party.

*use the secret service to shag groupies.

*shag sexy interns on my big desk.

*allow optional public nakedness.

*prohibit prohibition.

*promise you the moon and stars.

*legalize freedom.*hand down our present ‘demagogue’ democracy to third world countries.
                                                                                       
*stop judges from acting as dictators and/or ceos (and/or pharises).
                                                                                       
*develop new waste disposal/recycling systems to reduce and eventually eliminate the need for landfills.
                                                                                       
*mandate computer recycling programs.

*hold high-density housing developers guilty of abusive overcrowding.  
                                                                                       
*legalize all forms of cannabis and encourage mass-planting in the wild.
                                                                                       
*shut down the c.a.m.p. program (campaign against marijuana program) and replace it with c.a.s.t. (campaign against star thistle).
                                                                                       
*remind people that a presidential candidates’ speech is some of the most protected in the land.
                                                                                       
*do and say whatever i please and claim ‘executive priviledge’ if anyone has a problem with any of it.

*be the proud leader of the second american revolution.

*say that only chickenshit wussies need guns.

 *fling hot dung in the face of convention.
    
*enforce tough new 'play an accordion or tuba, go to jail' laws.
     
*pass gas legislation regulating dangerous new strains of wild and uncontrolled super-flatulence.
   
*ban thought control (internet regulation, etc...).
   
*create an outright ban on everything.
   
*laugh at the silly fools trying to ‘claim their constitutional rights’.
   
*require all pizzerias to sell slice pizza by the year 2009.
   
*change the roles of the house and senate so everything i say goes.
   
*try my best to attain world domination.
   
*have the white house lawn aerated.
   
*automatically dispatch law enforcement when your computer says that you have performed an illegal operation.
   
*create harsh penalties for removing tags from pillows or mattresses.
   
*regulate breakfast cereal that tears up the roof of your mouth.

*unite personal will with the divine will and return power to the people.

*restore constitutional government to create a true democratic republic of, for and by the people. 
                                                                                     
*ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country.

*replace many government employees with trained semi-upright primates to increase efficiency.

*get a trampoline for the white house roof.

*gain the world and keep my soul.

*be the greatest president ever.

> the most important thing i hope to accomplish as president is the elimination of dangerous new forms of super-flatulence such as SF-A and the dreaded SF-X...

 

The Concord Principles - BY RALPH NADER

originally written by ralph nader in 1992, the concord principles set forth ten argumentsof how democracy has been abused, and the constructive tools that citizens can use to regain their rightful participation in their own destiny. nader urges all presidential candidates to adhere to these principles in their campaigns and in whatever public offices they may hold. 

first: democracy must empower and enable citizens to obtain timely and accurate information from their government, enable citizens to band together in civic associations in pursuit of a just society, and communicate their judgments through modern technology.
                                                                                     
second: the american people should have reasonable control over the public lands, public media airwaves, pension funds, and other societal assets which the public legally owns, rather than having these public assets controlled by a powerful few.
                                                                                     
third: we need modern mechanisms so that civic power for self-government and self-reliance can correct the often converging power imbalance of big business, and big government that weakens the rights of citizens.

fourth: citizens should have measures to ensure that their voting powers are not diluted, over-run, or nullified. such measures include easier voter registration, state-level binding initiatives and referendums, public financing of campaigns, and term limits not to exceed 12 years.

fifth: citizens must have full legal standing to challenge in the courts the waste, fraud, and abuse of government spending. overly complex, mystifying jargon in our laws and procedures must be simplified and clarified so that the general public is not shut out from understanding and challenging them.
    
sixth: citizens should be accorded computerized access in libraries and in their homes to the full range of government information. inserts in billing statements from monopolized utilities and financial companies should invite consumers to join consumer action watchdog groups. the public, which owns the tv/cable/radio media airwaves, which are leased for free to large commercial businesses, should have its own audience network to inform, alert, and mobilize democratic citizen debate and initiatives.

seventh: effective legal protections are needed for ethical whistleblowers who alert americans to abuses or hazards to health and safety in the workplace, contamination in the environment, or the defrauding of citizens. such conscientious workers need rights to ensure they will not be fired or demoted for speaking out within the corporations, the government, or in other bureaucracies.

eighth: working people need a reasonable measure of control over how their pension monies are invested, rather than it being controlled by banks and insurance companies.
    
ninth: shareholders, who are the owners of companies, should not have their assets wasted or worker morale victimized by overpaid executives who give themselves bonuses, greenmail, and golden parachutes, self-perpetuating boards of directors, and a stifling of the proxy voting system to block shareholder voting reforms.
    
tenth: our country's schoolchildren need to be taught democratic principles in their historic context and present relevance, with practical civics experiences to develop their citizen skills and a desire to use them, and so they will be nurtured to serve as a major reservoir of future democracy.

*the concord principles outline the tools for enabling a better informed and strengthened civic participation by citizens in their roles as voters, taxpayers, consumers, workers, shareholders, and students. all political candidates should commit to these principles unless, that is, they just want your vote, but would rather not have you looking over their shoulder from a position of knowledge, strength, and wisdom. -ralph nader

other roper wisdoms - 'when one has found oneself, it is difficult to lose one's mind' & 'immaturity is the key to longevity'...

 

updated 16 jan 2006